Sperm Wars: Partner Rivalry

perceived competition, Sperm, evolutionary biology, male psychology, mate guarding

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE NO OTHER SERVER OUT THERE. WHY, U ASK? WELL, BECAUSE ON DIS SERVER, UR SPERM WILL BECOME SUPER CHARGED. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT.

WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.

COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.

Passport Bro Minecraft Server

Masculinity, white dudes, relationships, passport bro movement, gender dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the passport bro movement is taking over and kicking out all the white dudes! But don’t worry, because hypergamy has reached such crazy levels that men are now mate guarding Thai pussy like their lives depend on it. If you think you can handle the insanity and want to join a server where the only rule is to protect your precious Thai pussy at all costs, then this is the place for you! Who knows what other wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and see just how much worse it can actually get!

Prosper Prison SMP – No Pay Win!

Customizable Player Plots, Rewarding Daily Quests, intense PvP arenas, Skill-Based Gameplay Mechanics, Custom Enchantments Galore

🌟 Prosper Prison 🌟

Grind. Escape. Prosper.

💎 Welcome to Prosper Prison, a top-tier OP Prison world where your climb from Rank A to Z is just the start. This place is packed with cool tools, big rewards, and a fun-loving crew.

🔓 Key Features:

🔠 Rank Up from A to Z – Work through 26 ranks, each better than the last
🚀 Prestige System – Go past Z for more fun and big bonuses
💣 Custom Enchants & Explosive Pickaxes – Mine like a pro
🏠 Player Plots & Shops – Build your space, run a shop, be a boss
⚔️ PvP Zones & Duels – Show off your skills in epic fights
🎁 Crates, Kits & Daily Rewards – Fair fun for everyone, no pay-to-win
📅 Weekly Events & Leaderboards – Compete and make your mark

👑 Whether you want to climb ranks, build your empire, or crush in PvP, Prosper Prison has it all.

🔗 More Info:

🌐 Website: prosperprison.net

Ordinary SMP: Fun Crafting Hub

Hub, interactive live map, Exclusive Event Rewards, Dynamic Gameplay Features, Crafting

Ordinary SMP

Vanilla | Java 1.21.8 | Whitelisted

Hey Crafters!

Ordinary SMP is a chill place where folks from all over come to build, explore, and just have fun. New or old, all are welcome!

What Makes Us Special?

Version: Always up to date. We are on 1.21.8 with all the new stuff.
Tight-Knit & Friendly: Join a fun group of players who love to build and work on cool projects.
Grief Protection: We keep your builds safe from troublemakers.

Exciting Features!

BlueMap: Check out our live map.
AudioPlayer: Get custom audio.
Simple VoiceChat: Talk with pals in game.
Dragon Elytra Drops: Fly high!
Custom Resource Pack: Unique items and rewards that match our theme. Got ideas? Share them!

Why Join Us?

Server-Wide Events: PvP fights, build contests, and big projects. Always fun stuff!
We’re whitelisted for a good vibe.
No matter your play style, you’ll fit right in.

How to Join?

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/GjmY3mECSX

Come be part of something cool. Can’t wait to see what you bring to Ordinary SMP!

See you in the Ordinary SMP!

The Lab: Fun Awaits SMP!

Interactive Server Features, Enderman Griefing Disabled, Semi-Vanilla Gameplay, smp, mature player environment

Welcome to The Lab SMP!

Got some spare time? Check out The Lab! It’s a chill spot for gamers who want to have fun.

Season 5 is Here!

We just kicked off Season 5! It’s only been a month, and there’s still lots of land to roam. Join for a smooth, semi-vanilla vibe!

Cool Stuff You’ll Find:

🌍 Custom land with EWG and Blooming Biospheres
🗺️ Dynmap to see all the fun
🚄 Speedy Express Carts (up to 32bps)
🏆 Advancement Enhancement Datapack
🧶 Carpet Mod (server-side)

Need to Know:

🔧 Version: 1.21.6
📍 Server Location: Germany
🌐 World Border: 10k x 10k
🔄 The End: Outer islands reset now and then
👻 Enderman griefing is off

Think this is for you? Join our Discord and make a ticket to get whitelisted!

Discord: Click Here

The Pond SMP: Join the Fun!

inclusive player interactions, quality-of-life enhancements, Fun, Dynamic Server Events, pond

The Pond SMP

Are you a builder or redstoner? Join The Pond SMP! It’s a BRAND NEW semi-vanilla server launching its first season TOMORROW, Saturday August 2nd. They want skilled, creative, and fun folks to help build a great community.

Why Join?

Semi-Vanilla: Enjoy a pure game with cool mods for better play.
Safe Space: Hate speech and bad vibes are not allowed. They support LGBTQIA+.
Long Reset: Server resets every ~2 years.

Important Info

Age: 17+ only. No checks, but lying will get you banned!
Apply: You need to apply for access. Don’t worry, they are nice!

Features

Bluemap: See your builds!
Coreprotect: Keep your stuff safe!
Antixray: No cheating!

Join the fun and help build a new home at The Pond! Welcome to The Pond!

Altitude SMP Hub McMMO Eco

unique crafting recipes, smp, MCMMO, Eco, strategic land claiming

Altitude Community [SMP]

Your chill spot for Minecraft fun!

Server Info:

IP: play.alttd.com

Website: alttd.com

Rules: alttd.com/rules

Discord: discord.gg/TGqpzCJ

Blog/News: alttd.com/blog

Who are we?

Altitude is a chill place for all. It’s where pals meet to play and relax. Started in 2015, we keep it fresh with new maps for big game updates. We like older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

New 1.21.8 Map (since July 19, 2025)
Land Claiming with GriefPrevention
Simple Teleport (/home and /back)
McMMO for skills
Dynmap: View Map
Player Shops for Economy
Custom Warps for Towns
Fun Events Every Month
Optional PvP

We got loads of cool stuff made by our players. Check it out: Custom Features

Join Us Today!

play.alttd.com

Velocity Anarchy EU 1.12.2

emergent gameplay mechanics, chaotic survival adventure, Uncharted Territories Await, limitless creativity potential, anarchy gameplay experience

Welcome to Velocity [Anarchy]

Version: 1.12.2

Location: EU-based Server

Server Info:

Server IP: velocity.lat

Discord: discord.velocity.lat

Why Choose Us?

Tired of dead servers? Sick of lag and pay-to-win stuff? Look no more!

What Makes Velocity Special?

No rules
No admin drama
No resets
No P2W or ranks

Just chaos and your own skills. It’s fresh and wide open for all!

Join Us!

If you want a place where everything is up for grabs, this is it!

UneasyVanilla Anarchy EU 1.21.4

semi anarchy, UneasyVanilla, Total Player Autonomy, unique survival tactics, Community Building Projects

UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with No Hacking

UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server. It has been running since March 10, 2020. This server is all about giving players total freedom to play Minecraft like the devs made it.

Key Info

IP: uneasyvanilla.com
Version: 1.21.4
Website: UneasyVanilla Site
Wiki: UneasyVanilla Wiki
Discord: Join Us on Discord

What to Expect

No hacks or cheats allowed.
No plugins that change the game.
No teleporting or set homes.
Griefing and raiding are cool.

Join the fun today! Explore a world full of surprises. Make friends, test your skills, or build huge stuff. UneasyVanilla is where the real action is!

BubuCraftMania Fun PvP Zone!

Immersive Gameplay Features, expansive world exploration, Player-Centric Server Design, cozy community vibe, PvP

### 🌟 Welcome to BubuCraftMania! 🌟

BubuCraftMania is a new modded Minecraft server. It’s all about fun, quests, and cool mods!

#### ✨ What’s Cool Here:

– Custom Origins: Make your own race or class! – RPG Progression: Lots of quests to complete. – Modern Mods: Industrial and farming stuff. – Adventure Awaits: Explore with animals and more! – No Pay-to-Win: Just a chill vibe with nice folks.

#### 🔗 Join Us:

– Discord: Chat with us here. – Play Now: Join the fun at play.playbubucrafts.com.

If you like modded survival and a great crew, come hang out!

Mate Guarding

🌟 Prosper Prison 🌟

🔓 Key Features:

🔗 More Info:

Ordinary SMP

What Makes Us Special?

Exciting Features!

Why Join Us?

How to Join?

Welcome to The Lab SMP!

Season 5 is Here!

Cool Stuff You’ll Find:

Need to Know:

The Pond SMP

Why Join?

Important Info

Features

Altitude Community [SMP]

Server Info:

Who are we?

Features:

Join Us Today!

Welcome to Velocity [Anarchy]

Server Info:

Why Choose Us?

What Makes Velocity Special?

Join Us!

UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with No Hacking

Key Info

What to Expect