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Passport Bro Minecraft Server

Bro, Conspiracy, cultural appropriation, DATING, feminism, gender dynamics, hypergamy, intersectionality, Masculinity, mate guarding, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, passport, passport bro movement, Privilege, Race, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thai pussy, toxic masculinity, white dudes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5557	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4222	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	138
New Chunks Explored:	836774	Magic Items Found:	8977

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the passport bro movement is taking over and kicking out all the white dudes! But don’t worry, because hypergamy has reached such crazy levels that men are now mate guarding Thai pussy like their lives depend on it. If you think you can handle the insanity and want to join a server where the only rule is to protect your precious Thai pussy at all costs, then this is the place for you! Who knows what other wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and see just how much worse it can actually get!

Why would a good-looking white guy like one on the left ruin… Minecraft SMP

body modification, fertility, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, good looking, goodlooking, guy, health, identity crisis, left, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, monstrosity, physical appearance, ruin, self-acceptance, self-image, smp, societal pressure, Transgender, transgender community, transgender transformation, troon, White, white guy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	7178	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of being a boring old white guy? Do you want to spice up your life by transforming into a troon monstrosity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you morph into a fabulous creature that will leave everyone in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of yourself to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner troon monstrosity shine! Who needs health and fertility when you can have all this fun?

HiNotOpeningEmails

a hole, Apology, backup, CCD, Communication, Delivery, email, Etiquette, Friendly, HiNotOpeningEmails, kind regards, name.., office, Professionalism, receptionist, reminder, response, Ridiculous, Unnecessary, work-related, Workplace

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2036
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the receptionists have names and demand to be addressed properly! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and office politics. Who knows, you might even receive a passive-aggressive email from a virtual receptionist reminding you to use their name. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of navigating workplace etiquette in a blocky world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

ReadyToGetStuckInMinecraftSMP

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Fun, Game, Gaming, Immersive, leisure, Long Time, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, ReadyToGetStuckInMinecraftSMP, role playing, strategy, time consuming, video game

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by our resident prankster who turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos overnight. Or maybe you’re more into the drama of our intense faction wars, where alliances are made and broken over who gets the last piece of cake.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies wreaking havoc wherever they go. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where players dress up their dragons in the most fabulous outfits to win the coveted title of Dragon Diva.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments that you’ll be talking about for years to come. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else!

7 Kids vs 1 Kid: The Ultimate Parenting Server

child behavior, child care, child development, child rearing, cultural norms, family dynamics, family size, family structure, generational differences, historical perspective, Kid, Kids, modern parenting, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting pressure, parenting responsibilities, parenting stress, Server, societal expectations, Time management, traditional parenting, Ultimate, work-life balance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Votes:	9678
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of the real world responsibilities weighing you down? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of raising seven virtual children without any consequences! That’s right, no need to worry about diapers, tantrums, or college tuition. Just sit back, relax, and watch your pixelated offspring thrive in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, rumor has it that if you successfully raise all seven children, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle a horde of zombie parents. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start popping out those virtual babies!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

banned, child-free movement, children, controversy, debate, Ethics, family, Government, legislation, NoKidsAllowedCraft, opinion, parenting, policy, Politics, public opinion, restrictions, russia, Russian Senate, Social Issues, society, Speaker

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy cool world where u can build whatever u want, like a giant banana house or a roller coaster made out of cheese. and get this, the speaker of the russian senate is like, totally freaking out cuz he heard about our server and thinks it’s gonna start a ‘child-free movement’ or something. like, dude, we just wanna have fun and build stuff, not start a revolution or whatever. so come join us and let’s show the russian senate what real fun looks like! #bananahouse #cheesecoaster #childfreemovementlol

Crafty Night Owls vs Morning Larks

clothing, concerts, consumer behavior, Crafty, early risers, experiential purchases, fulfillment, Gadgets, Happiness, Larks, Lifestyle, material purchases, morning, morning larks, night, night owls, OWLS, Personal preferences, Preferences, Psychology, satisfaction, shopping habits, Vacations, well-being

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

are you a night owl or a morning lark? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, it don’t matter cuz we got something for everyone! if you’re a night owl, you can buy all the swaggy clothes and gadgets your heart desires in our virtual marketplace. but if you’re a morning lark, we got epic experiences like virtual concerts and vacations that will make you happier than a pig in mud!

join our server and let your inner night owl or morning lark shine bright like a diamond! you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else, so come on over and let the fun begin! who needs real life when you can have all the happiness and satisfaction you could ever want in our virtual world? come join us now and let the good times roll!

Hypnotic MC

Economy, Skyblock, Skyblock Staff Discord Brand New Maintenance Server Online Multiplayer Gaming Community Survival PvP Creative Economy Minigames Modded Vanilla Custom Plugins Adventure

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magic Items Found:	2242
Dimension Hops:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

BRAND NEW SKYBLOCK SERVER UNDER MAINTENANCE Play.HypnoticMC.world LOOKING FOR STAFF

Join the discord!!!

play.hypnoticmc.world:25566

Luxpharias

Cobblemon, Environment, functionalities, low ping-lag, Luxpharias, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, Pixelmon, Quality, Server, Support, Warps

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9412	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Cobblemon server version 1.20.1, good environment, low ping-lag, variety of warps and functionalities, good support, great quality.

159.54.143.96

⭐ 🌈 THE NEXT 5 MINUTES KOSHARA GIVES EVERYONE /OP ⭐ 🌈 Minecraft server

⭐, Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KOSHARA, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, NEXT 5 MINUTES, one block, op, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run, 🌈

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	231	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Chimeras Created:	3

The owner of the server “NEXT 5 MINUTES KOSHARA GIVES EVERYONE OP” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Koshara.dynmc.pro

Tasty Tomato Minecraft Server

BURGERS, Cooking, DELICIOUS, Fresh, FRUITS, grocery shopping, Healthy Eating, juicy, ketchup, Minecraft, nachos, pasta, pizza, recipes, ripe, Salads, Savory, Server, Tacos, Tasty, tomato, tomatoes, VEGETABLES

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is as juicy and delicious as a ripe tomato! Join us and experience a world where tomatos are the key to everything – they’re the currency, the building blocks, and even the weapons!

Imagine battling your friends with tomato cannons, or building a tomato fortress to protect your precious crops from tomato thieves. And don’t even get us started on the tomato-themed mini-games – Tomato Toss, Tomato Tag, and Tomato Hide and Seek (spoiler alert: the tomatos always win).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a tomato-filled adventure that will leave you craving more! Who knew that tomatos could be so freaking awesome in Minecraft?