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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 338 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 228 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
So, like, on this server, we only let in the most physically attractive players. Like, if you’re not a 10/10, then you can’t even step foot in our pixelated world. We don’t care if you’re smart or whatever, as long as you look good doing it.
Our spawn area is like a runway, with players strutting their stuff and showing off their skins. It’s like a Minecraft fashion show, but with more blocky booty.
And get this, even if you’re not the brightest torch in the cave, you can still find love on our server. Because we believe in the power of love at first sight, even if it means sacrificing a few brain cells along the way.
So come join us, where beauty is the only currency that matters. Who needs smarts when you’ve got style?
