Matchmaker MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pity Girl Minecraft Server

mental health, emotional health, PITY, Physical attraction, girl

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most unlikely of matches can be made! Join us and find your perfect gaming partner, whether you’re a blocky beauty or a pixelated player. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places, just like our obese friend who played matchmaker for his fit friend and a girl who was clearly out of his league. So come on, join us and see what crazy connections you can make in our virtual world! Who knows, you might just end up thanking us for introducing you to your new gaming soulmate.

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ChubCraft: AITA Matchmaker?

Miscommunication., friend’s expectations, age differences, Matchmaker, body type preferences

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for some juicy gossip and outrageous stories!

Join us and meet our very own drama queen who just got out of a virtual relationship and is on the hunt for a Minecraft rebound! She’s looking for a blonde with a dad bod, but be warned, she’s got high standards and will show you pictures of bodybuilders like Jason Momoa as reference.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild love triangle and witness the drama unfold in our server. Who knows, you might even end up being the chubby guy in the middle of it all! Join now and prepare for some epic Minecraft drama!

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Minecraft Matchmaker Server

young people, Matchmaker, population crisis, marriage decline, traditional values

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz japan is like, begging people to get married, but, like, who needs a spouse when you can have a minecraft server, amirite? like, forget about the population crisis, we got creeper explosions and diamond mining to worry about. plus, we got this crazy story about a player who built a giant sushi roll out of blocks and now it’s the most popular tourist attraction in the game. so, like, join now and help us create a virtual japan that’s way cooler than the real one. let’s get married to minecraft, baby!

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Minecraft Matchmaker Server

marriage vows, Life Changes, past relationships, compatibility, first love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, if you get married to the first person you hook up with, you’ll be in for a wild ride! Imagine building your dream house with someone you barely know, fighting off creepers together, and navigating the ups and downs of married life in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the blocky characters roaming our server. So come join us and see how getting hitched in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never imagined!

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BlockyJerusalemMC Server

freedom of speech, memo, Israel, Server, Outrage

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

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AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

linked group, International security, Terrorism, Faso, extremism

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

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QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

policy, stress, LGBTQ mental health, LGBTQ support, cisgender

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

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Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Entertainment, Server, Chuckle, amusement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

boyfriend reaction, Minecraft, unexpected, relationship, pet

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

self defense, Driving, MISTAKES, Communication Issues, overreacting

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

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