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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7998 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.