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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3070 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 8886 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!