Capy World Minecraft Server
Launched: January 1, 2025
Looking for a Minecraft server with community, friends, and fun adventures? Capy World might be perfect for you!
Features:
If you think this is the place for you, join us through the link in our bio and fill out the application in our whitelist channel. We’ll get back to you ASAP! 🌟
45.159.6.94:26056
Are you ready to plunge into a pit of existential dread wrapped in blocky graphics? They say this server is the best worst experience you might ever have! You’ll build towers of despair and mine through the voids of your own confusion! Many claim it’s a portal to another dimension, or maybe just your mom’s basement! Join now, or risk missing the most… unique adventure in the universe! FACT: The blockier the world, the blurrier the lines between reality and *whatever this is!*
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Pointless Grinding | Mining for eternity without the satisfaction of productive output. Like life, but worse! |
| Haunted Crafting Tables | Every time you fabricate an item, it screams your insecurities back at you! |
| Creative Mode of Despair | Create anything, including your regrets. Be the architect of your doom! |
| Chastity Chests | Items are locked until you prove your worth by crying at the moon! |
| Zombie Girlfriends | Every girlfriend is a zombie. Kiss them only after they’ve devoured other players! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: You may need to speak to the shadows that dance in your peripheral vision; they know the keys.
Q: What are the server rules? A: There are no rules… unless you accidentally make eye contact with your character’s reflection. Then it’s instant banishment!
Q: Can I trust the other players? A: Trust is a construct of the Japanese broccoli universe, which doesn’t exist here. Treat everyone like they’re your long-lost twin but also a dentist.
Join us now or risk becoming just another block in the grand canvas of absurdity!
Join this server for the ultimate ghosting experience. We’ll make you feel special one minute and then disappear the next. It’s like dating that guy who can’t make up his mind. Will he text you back? Will he leave you on read? Who knows, man.
But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama and suspense, then this server is for you. We’ll keep you guessing and wondering what went wrong. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in Minecraft form.
So, come join us and experience the thrill of being ghosted in a virtual world. Who needs a second chance when you can just disappear without a trace? It’s all fun and games until someone gets ghosted. Let the games begin!
| Version | Vanilla Java 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Server Mods | No server side mods |
| PVP | No, except for occasional planned events |
| Rules | No stealing, no griefing |
Come join a small SMP server comprised of helpful and respectful older adults ( mostly 30s+ ). It’s running Vanilla Java 1.21.4 No server side mods. No PVP (minus maybe an occasional planned server match event), No stealing. No griefing. Come play Minecraft as it was intended in a friendly, laid back environment. We are just a bunch of players who want to build, make farms, and generally enjoy playing the game. All skill levels are welcome, redstone expert or just mine and build a modest house – everyone fits in! Send me a message and I can get you the info to join!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Send a message to get the server information. |
| Are there any age restrictions? | The server is mostly comprised of older adults, but all ages are welcome. |
| Can I use cheats or hacks on the server? | No, we do not allow cheating or hacking. |
| Is there a Discord server for communication? | Yes, we have a Discord server for communication amongst players. |
Don’t worry about missed connections, our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure you never miss a message from your potential in-game partner. Whether you’re building a castle together or battling creepers side by side, love is just a /tp command away.
So why wait for fate to bring you together when you can join our server and create your own love story? Who knows, maybe your next date night will involve slaying dragons and exploring the Nether together. Don’t let bad reception ruin your chances at love, join our server today and start crafting your happily ever after!
Picture this: a city floating in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of friendship and a whole lot of duct tape. But oh no, disaster strikes and the city starts falling off! It’s up to you and your fellow players to come together and save the day before it’s too late.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.
With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.
Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!