Matando Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Battle Royale

American television, Animated Sitcom, Arlen, battle, Beavis and Butt-Head, blocky, Bobby Hill, comedy, family dynamics, Fox Broadcasting Company, Hank Hill, humor, king of the hill, Mike Judge, Peggy Hill, propane, Royale.., satire, small town, Southern United States, suburban life, texas, Texas culture

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/tg/ – Terraria Trolls’

adventure maps, game information, Game Tools, madness, Minecraft, Mod list, modding, multiplayer, Official Wiki, Omnitool, Public Servers, Risqué Textures, starter guide, TEdit, TerraMap, Terraria, TerraSavr, texture packs, tmodloader, Trolls, tshock, visual guide, World Seeds

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	128
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Welcome to our Cute And Wholesome Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and magical creatures galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is home to a secret unicorn kingdom where you can ride on sparkly rainbow bridges and collect magical diamonds that grant you wishes!

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and legendary weapons that will make you the ultimate warrior in the land!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have friendly NPCs who will guide you on quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft universe from destruction!

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and pixelated magic! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the unicorn party begin! 🦄🌈✨

Discord Noob Mine Adventures

#forum posting, Adventures, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking online, digital communication, digital presence, Discord, e-attention, e-pookie, forum participation, internet culture, Mongolian basket weaving, noob, Online Community, online engagement, online forums, online interaction, social media, virtual community

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	266	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Imagine a world where llamas ride parachuting pigs while battling zombie chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free diamond-encrusted unicorn mount to ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine’s pet chicken.

So why waste your time on boring forums when you could be joining us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out, join now!

Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

Anime, beauty, Bleach, Caress, Character, delicate, FLAWLESS, gentle, luxurious, Minecraft, Pampered, radiant, Sensitive, Sensual, Server, silky, skin, Smooth, Soft, Supple, touchable, Yoruichi, Yoruichis

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

Crafty Picasso’s Pixel Portrait Palace

abstract, art, artist, avant garde, Crafty, creativity, cubism, GENIUS, iconic, imagination, influential, innovation, inspiration, Masterpiece, Modern art, Painting, Palace, Picasso, Picassos, PIXEL, Portrait, self portrait, Self-expression, talent

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Animals Bred:	67
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds! Are you ready to unleash your inner Picasso and paint a masterpiece in the world of blocks and pixels? Join us and show off your artistic skills in ways you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, duel dragons in epic battles, and build a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly army of creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Crafty Nations LOLz

alliances, Analysis, commonalities, Connections, Countries, Crafty, culture, customs, Diversity, Economy, geography, Global, History, Language, lolz, Nations, Politics, Population, relationships, Similarities, society, Traditions, Unity

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

74001522, CraftyCreeperz, long trail tags, madness, Numbers, previous, tags, Tnt

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ores Mined:	3202
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Boomer Adventures

#videogames, 2024.., addicted to tranny porn, Adventures, all female characters, arguments, be me 15 years ago, blocky, boomer, dick option, Eye Candy, failed relationships, female main characters, Female Protagonists, hate women, male characters, playing as a girl is gay, programming, teenage lad

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Nothing Happens Here

1. Nothing happens, proof 2. Disbelief

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Carnelian, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, meets, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.