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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	296	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

LibidoFixMC SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BlockBustHerCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Well, look no further because our server will give you the same thrill as your first time masturbating! Yes, you heard that right. Join us and experience the same excitement and satisfaction all over again. Our server is so mind-blowing, you’ll be left wondering if you’re playing Minecraft or experiencing a whole new level of pleasure. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!

BathroomBashersMC

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	1674
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1686	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	2868
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	4318
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

Bull in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	285	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	6089

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!

Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Blind Justice Minecraft Server: Where Lady Justice sees all!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4701
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Star Shards Collected:	230	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4966	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Lady Justice isn’t blind, she’s just wearing a blindfold as a fashion statement. Join us and witness the epic battle between Minerva and Lady Justice as they fight for control of the server. Will justice prevail, or will chaos reign supreme? Only one way to find out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for justice!

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with Your Buddies!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness and epic tournaments that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat! We’ve got leagues that will test your skills and challenge your strategic thinking like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic singing competitions you’ve ever seen. That’s right, we’ve got Minecraft players belting out tunes like never before, making our server the ultimate destination for music lovers and gamers alike.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose at mahjong, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

High on Altitude with McMMO and a side of Economy! 1.20.4 fun awaits!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Villages Defended:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchantments Applied:	91	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Altitude Minecraft Server

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/News	https://alttd.com/blog/

Overview:

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
McMMO & MyPet
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQ

1. Can I join if I’m a beginner?

Yes, all players are welcome, regardless of skill level.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

Altitude is intended for older players, but players of all ages are welcome to join.

3. How often are server events held?

Monthly server events are held for all players to participate in.

ZeusMC VS Hypixel

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Hypixel

Aspect	Pros	Cons
Player Base	Large and active community	Can be overwhelming for new players
Game Modes	Diverse range of mini-games and modes	Server can experience lag due to high player count
Economy	Robust economy system with auctions and trading	Players may find it difficult to compete in the economy

ZeusMC

Aspect	Pros	Cons
Player Base	Small and close-knit community	Lack of players for larger-scale activities
Game Modes	Focus on immersive Survival experience	Limited variety of game modes
Upcoming Content	Promises new game modes based on community feedback	Subject to change based on community decisions

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel: Hypixel boasts a large and active community, offering a bustling online environment for players.

ZeusMC: ZeusMC has a smaller and close-knit community, which may be ideal for players looking for a more intimate experience.

2. What game modes do each server offer?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a diverse range of mini-games and modes, catering to a wide variety of player preferences.

ZeusMC: ZeusMC currently focuses on providing an immersive Survival experience, with plans to introduce new game modes based on community feedback.

3. How is the economy on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel features a robust economy system with auctions and trading, but it may be challenging for new players to compete.

ZeusMC: ZeusMC’s economy is still developing, offering opportunities for players to shape the economy as the server grows.

Crafty Merica Land: Where Creepers Fear the Bald Eagle

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Star Shards Collected:	63	Animals Bred:	96
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had a USA American girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find plenty of pixelated babes ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and maybe even find your virtual soulmate along the way. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a blocky beauty by your side, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

BootyCraft: Where ‘Piracy’ is Just Another Word for Fun!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of missing out on all the high-speed action of Formula 1 because it’s too expensive in your country? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, not only can you build and explore to your heart’s content, but we also have a secret portal that transports you directly to the front row of every Formula 1 race! That’s right, forget about expensive subscriptions, just hop on our server and you’ll be zooming around the track with Lewis Hamilton in no time. Join now for the ultimate racing experience… and maybe a creeper or two trying to sabotage your pit stop!

Haru’s Oopsies SMP – No whitelist, just chaos and custom gear. Patch 1.20.4!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	518	Potions Brewed:	94

HaruSMP Overview

Features	Custom enchantments, custom structures, new weapons, armor, tools, villager QOL plugins, ViaVersion, Geyser
Legendary Weapons	One-time craft with special abilities, such as harvesting player’s souls after death for stat buffs
End Fight	Scheduled in a week

FAQ

Question	Answer
How many Legendary Weapons are there?	Currently 7, with one more coming soon!
How can I join the server?	Use the IP Address: 51.161.122.118 and Port: 25565
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, join our Discord at https://discord.gg/X7UXVNChdc

LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ores Mined:	6281	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9843	Crops Grown:	5391
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.

So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?

Crafty Creepers & LOLcats: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	178	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’re all about reviving the bear, and not just any bear – the legendary Pedobear! Share your most outrageous Pedobear memes to scare off any hoes who dare to choose the bear. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So join us if you dare, and let the madness begin!

ᴍᴘꜱ – vanilla server Minecraft server

construction, Discord, Minecraft, Off Season, Politics, rp, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

MPS is a vanilla Minecraft server, which is based on such areas as politics, RP and construction.The server is currently running a vanilla off-season. You can leave a request for the server in our discord: http://discord.gg/4MQYQseXdv

85.193.80.121:19132