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  • Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

    Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks.

    You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NSFWGifMasters Minecraft SMP

    NSFWGifMasters Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and tending to your crops? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor. Watch as alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye, all while trying to survive the chaos that ensues.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane treasure hunts you’ll ever come across. From hidden dungeons filled with rare loot to secret villages guarded by powerful mobs, there’s always something new and exciting to discover.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm where the legendary Notch himself resides, ready to bestow upon you the greatest of gifts. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hijab Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

    Hijab Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if u wanna avoid getting shot by iran police for not wearing a hijab, u should totally join our minecraft server! we got all the crazy fun u need to distract u from the real world chaos. like, we have a secret underground hijab shop where u can buy all the latest trends in hijab fashion. plus, our admins are like, trained ninjas so they can protect u from any police raids. join now and say bye bye to getting shot over a piece of cloth on ur head!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Avimore: The Server Where You Have to Apply to Play for a Reason… Probably

    Avimore: The Server Where You Have to Apply to Play for a Reason… Probably

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Avimore SMP

    A Java Minecraft server in search of new members for a world reset happening tomorrow!

    Discord – https://discord.gg/pF9crCABnw

    What do we have to offer?

    Features
    A brand new 1.20.4 world with a cool seed
    A magic-modded server with simple plugins
    A central shopping area to buy items
    A great community
    Helpful staff and opportunity to apply for mod
    Proximity voice chat
    A dedicated discord server

    Interested in joining Avimore?

    In order to join the SMP, please join our discord server, read the rules and info channels and then head over to application-info to send in your application

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join Avimore SMP? Join our discord server and send in an application.
    What version is Avimore SMP on? We are on the latest version 1.20.4.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, please read the rules in our discord server.
    Can I open my own shop in the central shopping area? Yes, you can open your own shop for trading.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyMama’s Server: The Rape Meme-Free Zone

    CraftyMama’s Server: The Rape Meme-Free Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even Ui mama herself is aware of the infamous “rape meme” – that’s how you know we’re on a whole other level of insanity! So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or traumatized…hopefully).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ”>why not ask an llm to do it”’ – TheLlamaGuru Minecraft SMP

    ”>why not ask an llm to do it”’ – TheLlamaGuru Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending hours cleaning up messy data in spreadsheets? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have llms ready to do all the dirty work for you! That’s right, just feed those 100,000+ rows of user records to our llms and watch them clean it up in no time. Who needs a boring cleanup script when you have llms at your disposal?

    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the magic of llms turning chaos into order. Plus, rumor has it that these llms have some epic dance moves that will blow your mind. So why wait? Join now and let the llms take care of all your data cleaning needs. Trust us, it’s not just over, it’s llmazing!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DreamChaserCraft

    DreamChaserCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your relationship drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have time to worry about your ex when you’re busy building a castle and fighting off creepers.

    Join our server for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the next zombie attack. Who needs love when you have diamonds and enchanted weapons to collect?

    Forget about your ex and join our server for a chance to make new friends, explore epic landscapes, and maybe even find a new Minecraft girlfriend. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole community of players to team up with?

    So come on, leave your relationship drama at the door and join our server for a chance to start fresh in a world where the only thing that matters is your next epic build. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLoveMC

    CraftyLoveMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old marriage proposals? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic marriage proposal stories you’ll ever hear! Picture this: proposing in the middle of a creeper-infested forest with explosions going off in the background, or getting down on one knee in a diamond mine surrounded by angry zombies. Join our server for the chance to have the craziest marriage proposal story ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NukeCraft Minecraft Server

    NukeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in a virtual world! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies for the ultimate provocation! will ukraine finally get revenge on russia for the 11th time? join now to find out and be part of the chaos! plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun! come join the madness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

    CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

    apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

    oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

    so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP