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AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

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AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

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So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of watching the same old movies on repeat? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to watch a movie again because our server is like a never-ending blockbuster film!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the cows and pigs. Next thing you know, there’s a full-blown animal war happening right in front of your eyes! And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So if you’re ready for non-stop action, adventure, and hilarious moments, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who needs movies when you have our server?

FamCraft: Crafting Relationships

Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connections, Crafting, emotional intelligence, Empathy, FamCraft, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, influence, interactions, long-term relationships, loyalty, perspective, relationships, Social Skills, Support, Trust, upbringing, VALUES, Views

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Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about finding a partner or making friends? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build relationships with fellow players who won’t judge you for spending hours mining for diamonds or building a giant chicken statue.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from the crazy cat lady who only builds houses out of wool to the conspiracy theorist who believes Herobrine is secretly controlling the server. Embrace the chaos and let your family dynamics shape your gaming experience in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your unique family dynamics influence your views on relationships and friendships in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. Plus, we have free cake every Friday!

Arctic Blaze: Permafrost Panic

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ya’ll ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it’s like the permafrost is melting and causing wildfires? well, this server is so fire that it’s gonna make your brain melt like ice cream on a hot summer day. join now for a chance to witness the chaos of rapid permafrost thawing and wildfires in the arctic and subarctic regions. who needs net terrestrial carbon uptake when you can have a flaming good time on this server? come on, don’t be cold as ice, join now and heat things up! 🔥🔥🔥

CUBICA – private vanilla server Minecraft server

administration, age restrictions, collaborations, comfort, Communication, CONTENT, coziness, Cubica, existing players, Immersion, minecraft world, paid server, Private, Second season, Server, Streamers, toxic-free, Vanilla, Waiting

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Today you can change your life by visiting the server where we try to add comfort and coziness to every game day of the players. Sometimes it is hard to find a good server without toxic people and children. Here strict applications and age restrictions filter out all negative people from us. We are already in the second season, which means it’s time to conquer the beauty of the Minecraft world.

There are no privates and almost no commands from classic servers. Full immersion in vanilla with existing players of the server. The server is paid for years in advance and the administration is always online.

Let’s talk about streamers starting their careers, as well as collaborations with a dozen streamers on different styles of communication and content. Go for it, because Cubica has been waiting for you for a long time!

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Shacknews: The Vanilla+ Modded Minecraft Server for Adults Only in USA (No Curly Braces!)

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Server Name	Shacknews Minecraft SMP
Server Type	PvE focused, Vanilla++ with some QoL and tech mods
Server Version	Java v1.21.1 with custom Fabric Modpack
Reset Frequency	Typically once a year

Overview

The Shacknews Minecraft SMP is a long-running server focused on building projects, redstone farms, and a laid-back community atmosphere. The server has been running since 2010 and is open to players outside of the Shacknews community. The world was reset with the release of Java 1.21, so it’s relatively fresh with some development around spawn.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP?

A: To join the server, please fill out the application form linked in the description and join the Shacknews Discord server to get to know the community.

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server is PvE focused, with an emphasis on building projects, redstone farms, and sharing resources with other players.

Q: What mods are included in the custom Fabric Modpack?

A: The modpack includes Vanilla++ enhancements, quality of life improvements, and a few storage and tech mods to enhance gameplay.

Q: How often is the world reset?

A: The world is typically reset once a year, or whenever a major Minecraft update significantly changes gameplay.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: Players must be 21 years or older to join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP.

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7427
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	920701
Ores Mined:	5582	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crops Grown:	3760	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	9440
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crops Grown:	4277
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1131	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4953	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

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AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

What mods are included in the server?

How do I join the server?

Overview

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP?

Q: What is the server focus?

Q: What mods are included in the custom Fabric Modpack?

Q: How often is the world reset?

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?