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MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	288
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

Press A Minecraft SMP Yes/No? Final Fantasy X FULL MOVIE Continue

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of mindlessly mashing buttons to watch cutscenes in Final Fantasy 10? Do you want to escape the meandering bullshit of Al Bhed desert and the juvenile religious themes that make you want to scream? Then join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own epic adventures and never have to deal with Seymour or Jyscal ever again!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, like fighting off creepers with nothing but a wooden sword or building a giant statue of a llama just because you can. Don’t waste your time on Reddit praising mediocre writing, come join us and experience true creativity and chaos like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring cutscenes behind and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

FauxFriendship – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, broken trust, Deception, Disappointment, dishonesty, emotional pain, fake friends, false friendship, FauxFriendship, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship evaluation, hurt feelings, let down, Minecraft, personal boundaries, realization, realization moment, red flags, smp, social cues, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9046	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Have you ever been mining for diamonds with your so-called “friend” only to have them steal all the loot and run off into the sunset? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of drama as we navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones who will steal your diamonds and laugh in your face? Join us now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable alliances. Just remember, trust no one, especially that guy who keeps building TNT cannons outside your base.

CraftyCuisine

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world with a side of epic adventures and a sprinkle of hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a seat at our table!

So come on down and take a bite out of the best dish you’ll ever eat in Minecraft! Just be warned, our server is so addictive that you may never want to leave. Bon appétit!

Elon’s Crafty World

billionaire, Brazil, Business, compliance, Crafty, digital platform, electric cars, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Fine, innovation, internet, legal issues, ONLINE, regulations, REINSTATEMENT, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Votes:	7331	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk’s x got in trouble for playing on it in brazil? yea, that’s right, this server is so freakin awesome that even elon musk couldn’t resist. but don’t worry, he just had to pay a lil fine and now he’s back online, ready to craft and build with the rest of us.

join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.

FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server

American society, cultural norms, fear of backlash, fear of criticism, fear of disapproval, fear of judgment, fear of rejection, fear of reprisal, fear of speaking out, fearcraft, freedom of speech, opinion suppression, Political Correctness, public discourse, public opinion, self-censorship, Server, social attitudes, social conformity, societal expectations, societal pressure, Speakeasy, survey results

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Animals Bred:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Buildings Constructed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9741
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can say WHATEVER you want without fear of judgement or backlash! we have created a safe space for all players to express themselves freely, whether you believe in building giant banana statues or think that pigs should rule the world, we’ve got you covered!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. from fighting off hordes of evil chickens to racing llamas through obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

we even have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, that’s a secret you’ll have to uncover for yourself! join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into next!

Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Minecraft Server: Avalon

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Overview: Avalon is an mmoRPG server in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 14 final bosses, it offers a unique gameplay experience within the Minecraft world.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and Auctions
And much more!

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2412
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

Assetto Corsa, breachers, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Gang, Headset Selection, Idol Event, Idol Event Euro Beta Testing, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, Pokemon Gijinka Event, Real Suffering, Reality, smp, viral, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Walkabout Minigolf, WRC Club

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	2009
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, classmates, comfort, Communication, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreements, emotions, friendship, handling, ISOLATION, MELTDOWNS, Minecraft, NoDramaMoms, parallel play, perspective, Playdate, selective, Server, Situation, special education, Teacher

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	6242
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, BroBroBrokeIt, college fund, confession, consequences, family, finance, financial responsibility, friendship, gambling, Honesty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Server, sibling bonds, sibling rivalry, stealing, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!