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MasturbateCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8433	Farms Harvested:	997

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can test their survival skills in a battle royale style competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Masturbation Mountain, where players can climb to the peak and proudly proclaim where the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Divine Spears Created:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8061
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchantments Applied:	98	New Chunks Explored:	54829
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	31079
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?