Picture this: high school drama, love triangles, and epic battles all happening within the pixelated world of Minecraft. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through the drama-filled hallways and battle it out with your classmates for ultimate supremacy.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you complete all 39 episodes of the anime storyline within our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that launches you straight into the Nether! Don’t worry, we’ve got fire-resistant armor for that.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just make sure to bring plenty of carrots for your trusty steed.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of Steve himself! Rumor has it that whoever wields it gains the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to photobomb your epic builds.
Join us for some wild adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether.
Our moderators are like mythical creatures, always ready to grant your wildest wishes (as long as those wishes involve building epic structures and not, like, unlimited diamonds or something).
And don’t even get me started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive dance party in the End dimension and even the Ender Dragon showed up to bust a move.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this holy fucking KINO of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our virtual world, there lies a haunted mansion where ghosts roam free and zombies throw the wildest dance parties. If you’re brave enough to explore its dark corridors, you might just uncover hidden treasures and mysterious secrets.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where unicorns prance around and rainbows shoot out of every block. Who wouldn’t want to frolic in such a whimsical wonderland?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us at Minewind. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this fantastical realm!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to find the hidden shrine on our server, Miyazaki will personally appear in-game to grant you three wishes. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. How about a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you’ll never know what wonders await you around every corner.
So what are you waiting for? Join Miyazaki’s best and most based MC server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one swing.
So come on down to our server and ask yourself, “Was it kino?” The answer is a resounding YES!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and adventure awaits at every turn! This game is an utter masterpiece and is one of the greatest video games ever produced by mankind. Join us and build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or create a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft, don’t question it).
Our server is populated by friendly villagers who are always willing to trade, cows that can breakdance (seriously, it’s a thing), and chickens that lay golden eggs (okay, maybe not, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows what kind of wild adventures and shenanigans await you?
Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).
Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.
Imagine this: You and your friends logging on to our server, ready to explore the vast world we’ve created. Suddenly, a message pops up in the chat – “Lisa has found diamonds!” Yes, that’s right, Lisa from the army has struck gold (or should we say, diamond) and she’s ready to share her loot with the whole server!
But wait, there’s more! Lisa’s partner, who is deployed in a far-off land, has sent a special surprise for everyone to enjoy. Can you guess what it is? Hint: it’s not a baby announcement, but it’s definitely explosive!
Join us for a housewarming party like no other, where the only awkward moments are when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get attacked by a horde of zombies. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun and excitement that awaits you on our server. See you there!
Join us and experience the drama of co-workers who complain about kid-friendly treats and HR complaints over 15-30 minutes of toddler time. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can call out your co-workers for not eating your dish and watch the chaos unfold.
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a potluck with a disgruntled co-worker, join us now! Just be prepared to be called an asshole for bringing delicious treats made with love and a sprinkle of toddler help.
Imagine battling creepers and building epic structures while also balancing the demands of being a famous actor. Will you choose to be the hero in a high-octane action flick or the quirky sidekick in a hilarious sitcom? The possibilities are endless and the drama is non-stop!
So why settle for just playing Minecraft when you could be living out your wildest fantasies on our server? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar!
imagine ur character running around, mining blocks and fighting mobs with bones so strong they could break obsidian with a single punch. u’ll be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, the telomere shortening thing means ur character will age slower, so u can play on this server for like, forever.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate bone warrior. who needs diamond armor when u have bones of steel? let’s get this party started, woohoo!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Datapacks | VanillaTweaks |
| Plugins | EssentialsX |
| Commands | /tpa, /home, /rtp |
| Community | Active and helpful |
| Events | Build battles, PvP battles, Parkour Races |
| Griefing Policy | Stealing allowed, griefing not allowed |
| PvP | Combat is allowed |
No, griefing other players’ bases is not allowed on our server.
The JAVA IP is freakycraft.mynetgear.com and the BEDROCK IP is also freakycraft.mynetgear.com with the BEDROCK PORT being 19132.
Yes, PvP combat is allowed on our server.
You can join the server by using the JAVA IP or BEDROCK IP provided above.
Yes, we have rules regarding griefing and stealing from bases. Please make sure to read and follow the server rules.
Yes, you can join our Discord server by using the link provided above.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mococo and Fuwawa, two doggo divas who will serenade you with their enchanting songs and entertain you with their hilarious antics. You won’t find a more entertaining duo anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have exclusive baubau-related content that will have you howling with laughter. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and unleash your inner doggo spirit! Who knows, you might even become the alpha dog of the server and lead the pack to victory. Woof woof!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a laugh. Need help building a giant chicken statue? No problem. Want to start a llama racing league? We’ve got you covered. The sky’s the limit (literally, we have a skyblock world too).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden treasures? Join now and find out!
Join us for epic quizzes that only make sense to the people involved, heartwarming wedding videos that you weren’t even a part of, and awkward moments that you’ll never forget. Who needs a traditional anniversary dinner when you can experience all the awkwardness and exclusion right from the comfort of your own virtual world?
Don’t miss out on the chance to feel uncomfortable and left out in the most entertaining way possible. Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even leave early just like Sam and Rose did, but with a smile on your face.