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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6221 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want to fly like a bat? Done. Want to shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of virtual tacos? You got it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, it’s a freaking masterpiece.