Master0fHyrule Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCashGrab

budgeting, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, disposable goods, financial decisions, financial literacy, impulse buying, instant gratification, Luxury items, marketing tactics, materialism, overspending, peer pressure, personal finance, status symbols, trendy products, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	565174
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

CellBlockCraft

ATT, Breach, Calls, CellBlockCraft, cellular customers, customer data, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data privacy, data security, hackers, network security, personal information, phone records, privacy, SECURITY, telecommunications, texts, unauthorized access

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Towns Built:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7630

ScreenCrafters

addiction, computer screen, digital age, Digital Detox, digital devices, modern lifestyle, reducing screen time, screen addiction, screen detox, screen fatigue, screen overload, screen time, screen time management, screen-free, screen-free activities, ScreenCrafters, smartphone addiction, tablet screen, Technology, technology addiction, television screen

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	3296	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6406
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, emotional labor, exclusion, friendship, Help, Honesty, Invitation, LGBTQ, mutual friends, NoWeddingNoDiamonds, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, social dynamics, Support, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!