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  • BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP

    BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 5490
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Magic Items Found: 6742 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

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    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.

    Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

    So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

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  • BlockyBabesGoneWild

    BlockyBabesGoneWild
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 975
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Votes: 1442
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Potions Brewed: 81
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.

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  • CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

    CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 3787
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 181

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    come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

    but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

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  • TalibanTakedownMC

    TalibanTakedownMC
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 4372
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

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    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

    But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

    Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

    So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

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  • CarFlyingCraft

    CarFlyingCraft
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 7915
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 66 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Alien Abductions: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

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    lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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  • PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks

    PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 5515
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8595 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 67
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62

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    hey u! r u tired of cummin too soon in minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! our high-intensity interval training will help u last longer in bed… i mean, in the game! men with better attention regulation and those with larger increases in heart rate after sex… i mean, after mining, tend to have fewer premature ejaculation symptoms… i mean, respawning too quickly! so come join us and last longer in the game… i mean, in bed… i mean, in minecraft!

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  • LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server

    LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 9536
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Falling into the Void: 3 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 8574
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

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    Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with your ultimate BFF and conquer the pixelated world together!

    Imagine exploring the mines with your new bestie, discussing the latest drama in the virtual village, and building the most fabulous rainbow castle anyone has ever seen. With our Resein Inaba Udonge Edition, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are guaranteed to be wild!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the lesbian BFF bonding begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden emotions along the way.

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  • GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars

    GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 1095
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guessing game where if you guess correctly, we’ll give you 50 Liberian dollars! That’s right, you could be rolling in the dough just by playing Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one peck. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King for his throne (and his chicken army)!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even discover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • StepDadDramaCraft

    StepDadDramaCraft
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 9504
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

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    Are you tired of family drama and awkward conversations about divorce? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you don’t have to pretend to be someone’s sibling just to keep the peace.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually want to be your friend, not just because they’re pressured by their stepdad. No more awkward promises to pretend to be someone’s brother or sister – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a fake sibling when you have a whole community of players ready to have a blast with you? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any forced family ties holding us back!

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  • LuckySurvivor Minecraft SMP

    LuckySurvivor Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 5688
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6202 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Animals Bred: 46
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Falling into the Void: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

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    Have you ever been saved from a creeper explosion by a pack of wild wolves? Or maybe you narrowly escaped falling into a pit of lava thanks to a perfectly timed ender pearl throw? Well, if you’re looking for more heart-pounding, life-saving moments like these, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious pranks pulled on unsuspecting players, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our community of players is like no other. We are a tight-knit group of friends who are always there to support each other, whether it’s helping to rebuild a griefed base or sharing tips on how to survive the night. Plus, we have the best virtual parties with fireworks, cake, and even a virtual disco dance floor!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a few near-death experiences, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just walk away with a story that will save your life one day!

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