massive lie Minecraft Servers

massive lie Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyMythBusters

    CraftyMythBusters
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 1232
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! Pfft, think again! On our server, we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that farts out enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover the biggest lies in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCraze: ScariestLifeMoment

    CreeperCraze: ScariestLifeMoment
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 3274
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles with giant spiders, and the chance to mine for rare ores while dodging lava pits. Who needs a haunted house when you can experience real terror in the world of Minecraft? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 4465
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 315 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YES YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH!

    ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A CREEPER GUARDING IT WHO THINKS HE’S A FASHIONISTA WITH HIS EXPLOSIONS!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A MINI-GAME WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ON THE BACK OF A CHICKEN WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH CARROT SWORDS! IT’S WILD, I TELL YA!

    OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PET ENDER DRAGON NAMED FLUFFY? HE’S A REAL SWEETHEART ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, JUST DON’T MENTION HIS BAD BREATH.

    SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY! YEEHAW!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaxCraft: Rubles vs. Diamonds

    TaxCraft: Rubles vs. Diamonds
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 2752
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a virtual world where US companies pay over $1 billion in taxes to russia amid ongoing ukraine war 🤣🤣🤣

    build ur own tax-paying empire and show those russians who’s boss! fight off creepers and zombies while navigating the treacherous world of international tax law 😂

    join now for a chance to win a virtual yacht made entirely out of tax forms and a pet zombie named vladimir 🧟‍♂️💸

    what are u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make taxes fun again! 🤪🤑🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Phone Thieves

    Pixelated Phone Thieves
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 5420
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5866
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how people r always on their phones and stuff, right? well, imagine this: u could totally get away with stealing a cookie from the cookie jar cuz no one is paying attention!! on our server, u can live out all ur cookie-stealing fantasies without any consequences. plus, our security cameras take the worst images ever, so even if u do get caught, no one will even know it’s u. join us for a wild ride of crime and chaos, where the only rule is to have fun and eat all the cookies u want.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Moonbat

    Moonbat
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 8984
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 250 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Moonbat Minecraft Server!

    Server Overview:

    Server Type IP Version
    Creative moonbat.ddns.net 1.21.1
    Survival SMP (No Griefing) moonbat.ddns.net 1.21.1
    Survival SMP (Griefing Allowed) moonbat.ddns.net 1.21.1

    Server Features:

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: Can I trust that my progress on the SMP servers won’t be lost?

    A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.

    Q: Are there any rules or guidelines for griefing on the SMP server where it is allowed?

    A: Yes, please refer to our server rules for guidelines on griefing behavior.

    Q: How often are player events held on the server?

    A: Player events are occasionally run on the server with survival rewards. Stay tuned for event announcements!

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply enter the IP “moonbat.ddns.net” in your Minecraft client and join the fun!

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  • Astro Nova Sky 1.20.5

    Astro Nova Sky 1.20.5
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 3600
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, okay? Like, you gotta join this place because it’s like a virtual utopia of blocky goodness. Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, it’s like a fever dream but in a good way, ya feel me?

    And get this, on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Like, who needs a mortgage when you can just slap some bling bling blocks together and call it home sweet home, amirite?

    Oh, and did I mention the community on this server is lit AF? Like, these peeps are the friendliest bunch of pixelated weirdos you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you mine for diamonds, fight off zombies, and even throw you a virtual birthday party. It’s like a family reunion but without the awkward hugs, ya know?

    So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server and let your blocky dreams become a reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PermitPals Minecraft Server

    PermitPals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 7865
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Potions Brewed: 61

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story.

    Picture this: you and your best friend are living your best lives, co-parenting like pros, when suddenly a random Snapchat add from SC changes everything. What starts off as innocent gym selfies turns into a scandalous affair with a guy who turns out to be your friend’s old flame. But wait, there’s more – she has a hall pass from your ex to have shenanigans with him!

    As the plot thickens, your friend feels betrayed because you didn’t ask for her permission to mingle with her old flame. She deletes and blocks him from all social media, leaving you in a guilt trip spiral. But hey, if you want him, he’s free range! It’s like a twisted love triangle in the world of Minecraft.

    So come join our server, where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, and you might just find yourself questioning if you’re the asshole in this crazy game of love and friendship. Let the games begin!

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  • DadVsDadDrugWar

    DadVsDadDrugWar
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 8495
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as miraculous as my dad’s recovery from cancer? Look no further! Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you feel like you’ve had your stomach removed and replaced with a modified piece of intestine (in a good way, of course). Join us and experience the thrill of parking in disabled spots without any judgment, just like my dad does every day. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running into cocaine-addicted high schoolers or their shady parents – our server is a safe haven for all. So come on, join us and leave all your worries behind. And remember, on our server, miracles can happen – just like my dad’s incredible survival story!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • JoyfulCraft SMP: Tiny Joys!

    JoyfulCraft SMP: Tiny Joys!
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 2134
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Like, we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild. And our leader is a talking sheep who wears a crown made of diamonds, like what even is this server? But wait, there’s more – we have a rollercoaster made entirely of obsidian that goes through a lava pit, it’s like a thrill ride from hell. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army, they do the funniest dance moves, it’s like Thriller up in here. So yeah, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine, hit us up, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎉🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Brush with Death

    Blocky Brush with Death
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 4545
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been chased by a pack of creepers while trying to mine diamonds? Or maybe you’ve accidentally fallen into a pit of lava and narrowly escaped with just half a heart left? Well, if you’re looking for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action, then look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride where death is always lurking around the corner, but hey, that’s half the fun, right? With our custom-built challenges and insane obstacles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Ender Dragon and live to tell the tale!

    So, if you’re ready to test your survival skills and see just how close you can get to death without actually biting the dust, then come on over and join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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