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WokeCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!
But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!
So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

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GymClassHeroCraft
#workout, 1. cute, Active, Athletic, athletic wear, cute outfit, fashion, FITNESS, gym attire, gym clothes, GymClassHeroCraft, high school, Sportswear, sporty, stylish, teen style, teenage girl, teenager, teenager fashion, trendy, Youthful
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a disco ball at a rave? Look no further, my dudes! Our server is so rad, it’ll make you feel like a cute 15 year old in gym clothes again! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the king of the land. How, you ask? Because our server has insane custom plugins that give you superpowers like flying on a unicorn and shooting rainbows out of your fingertips. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns and rainbows, baby!
But that’s not all! Our server also has the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine battling it out with other players to see who can build the most epic statue of a potato. Winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for life.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, you might just become the next cute 15 year old in gym clothes ruling the Minecraft world!

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BritsNBlocks
Architecture, Brit, British, BritsNBlocks, Cathedral, CHESHIRE, chester, city, culture, Edition, england, Food, History, landmarks, Medieval, nightlife, Román, shopping, tourism, travel, walls
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Chester edition server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary cheeseburger sword, rumored to have the power to defeat the evil creepers with just one bite!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Chester edition Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable adventures of your life!

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SharkyCraft: Where Sharks and Wives Collide!
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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can meet the cutest shark wives in all of blocky land! Dive into the ocean and find yourself a fin-tastic companion to swim with. But be careful, some of them might try to steal your diamonds!
Join our server and embark on wild adventures with your new aquatic friends. Build underwater castles, ride dolphins into battle, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the sea. Who knows, you might even find a sunken ship full of enchanted loot!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say hello to my adorable shark wife, she’s always looking for new friends to play with! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s JAW-SOME!

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Shotgun Pox Craft: A Minecraft Server with a Bang!
Bang, bothersome, Craft, Doom ll, doomguy, First Person Shooter, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming forums, glitch, graphics issue, Minecraft, NOTICED, pixel art, Pox, Reload, reload animation, Server, Shotgun, spriting error, Super Shotgun, supposed to be, video game, visual anomaly, weapon design, weird spots
Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the super shotgun gets a makeover! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and blocky battles. But be warned, those 3 mysterious spots on the super shotgun are actually portals to another dimension where creepers ride pigs and diamonds rain from the sky. Only the bravest players dare to explore this glitchy realm and uncover its secrets. So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

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Crafty911 LOLz – Emergency Fun Server
8newsnow, 911 outage, aircraft, broadcasts, Coast, Communication, Crafty911, EAM’s, emergency, Fun, KC-135 tankers, Las Vegas Valley, local ], lolz, Military, morocco, News, Server, skyking, Skymaster, South, United Kingdom
Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!
Are you ready for some EPIC adventures in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because something DEFINITELY crazy is going down right now on our server!
Picture this: 5 KC-135 tankers have just left the UK and are now chilling just west of Morocco off the coast, still headed south. And guess what? EAM’s (Emergency Action Messages) are off the freaking charts! Skyking AND Skymaster are both putting out broadcasts over regular EAM’s. I mean, 523 EAM’s in the last 24 hours… that’s a lot of action for a Minecraft server, am I right?
Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos and excitement of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base, uncover hidden treasures, or even encounter some mysterious creatures!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
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Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans
Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Gear, ink, Inkopolis, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Shenanigans, Splatfest, splatoon, version 7.2.0, weapons
Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! 🎮
Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures? Look no further, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination! 💡
Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out in intense PvP matches with gear and weapons that will blow your mind! 💣
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest collectables that will make you the envy of all your friends. 🏆
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret booru filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 🤫
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! 🌟
Disclaimer: No baby chicks, li’l bunnies, or bear cubs were harmed in the making of this server. 😉

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GF’s BFF Sends You Creeper – Minecraft Server
advice, Best Friend, BFF, Communication, creeper, Decision making, Dilemma, fashion, Feedback, friendship, gfs, Girlfriend, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, opinion, Outfit, perspective, PHOTO, relationship, sends, Server, social media, Support, text message, Trust
Join our Minecraft server to escape from awkward situations like this! Our server is a safe haven where you can build pixelated masterpieces and avoid fashion emergencies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a creeper ghost who will only haunt players wearing mismatched armor sets. So if you want to avoid a spooky fashion disaster, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your true love in the form of a blocky pig companion. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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Pixelated Monochrome Madness
Aesthetics, animation, Anime, anime industry, artistic choice, artistic expression, artistic vision, black and white, color theory, colors, Contrast, creativity, design, Graphic design, madness, modern animation, monochrome, pixelated, storytelling, traditional animation, visual impact, visual style
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where everything is black and white, just like your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride through a world devoid of color but full of ADVENTURE and INTRIGUE.
Imagine mining for diamonds in a monochrome landscape, battling mobs in grayscale, and building your dream castle in black and white perfection. Our server is so unique that even the Ender Dragon has traded its vibrant colors for a sleek black and white look.
But that’s not all! We have EPIC quests that will challenge your skills and test your creativity. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is neon pink – just kidding, that would be ridiculous.
So why settle for a boring, colorful Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly UNIQUE experience? Come see the world in a whole new light – or lack thereof – and discover the beauty of black and white Minecraft. See you there!

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1StarFood, 5StarLaughs Minecraft Server – Food Critics Welcome!
1 star review, 1StarFood, 5StarLaughs, Asian cuisine, Asian owned, authentic flavors, best pho spot, Critics, culinary standards, cultural appropriation, customer satisfaction, dining experience, ethnic cuisine, expensive pho, Food, food critics, food quality, Greed, local restaurant, Minecraft, noodle soup, outrageous prices, Overpriced, Server, value for money
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!
Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.
For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.
Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!

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Crafty Krauts
Berlin Wall, Crafty, culture, DDR, deutsch, deutschland, east germany, germany, History, Krauts, Language, Ostalgie, Ostberlin, Ostdeutsche, Ostdeutsche Ausgabe, Ostdeutschland, Ostdeutschlandgeschichte, Ostküste, Ostpolitik, Ostpreußen, Ostsee, reunification
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through the most treacherous adventures. 2. We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig up all the riches your heart desires. 3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant potato field where you can battle it out with other players for supremacy. 4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden village on our server where the villagers are actually zombie pigmen in disguise. 5. If you manage to find the legendary enchanted toilet, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

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Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!