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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5411 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!
So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!