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> Bah gawd King he’s gettin beat harder… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it makes a skibidi toilet in Ohio look tame in comparison. Join us if you dare to face the most epic battles, the most ridiculous pranks, and the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour, players who can ride pigs into battle like knights of old, and players who can tame creepers and ride them like horses. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community that’s as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Join us if you want to laugh until your sides hurt, cry tears of joy, and scream in terror all in the same day. Join us if you want to experience Minecraft in a way you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos, the madness, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft SMP. Bah gawd King, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Sexy Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	108

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that only focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We have a community of players who believe that pixelated blocks are the ultimate turn on. Forget about boobs and ass, we’ve got blocky landscapes and cubic creatures that will make your heart race like never before. Join us for a truly unique and strangely sexy Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs real-world attractions when you can have virtual blocky beauty? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pixels stimulated)!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Potions Brewed:	137	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	3187	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will try to sabotage your ride!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Pig King, a pig with a crown made of gold who rules over all the other animals in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a sheep that changes colors every time it eats a different type of grass. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer it, you will be rewarded with a magical wool that never runs out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in our wacky world!

Cali Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a California girl – fun, sun-kissed, and always ready for a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with beach parties, surfing competitions, and even the occasional celebrity sighting (Steve from Minecraft is basically a celebrity, right?).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From diamond-encrusted creepers to zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our custom-built mini-games? From parkour challenges that will test your agility to spleef tournaments that will have you laughing until you cry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself living your best California girl life in no time!

Minecraft SMP rug pulls you

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5018
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being randomly rugpulled into hilarious shenanigans and unexpected adventures. Who needs a stable economy when you can have a server that keeps you on your toes at all times? Come join us and see what kind of wacky hijinks await you in our wild and wacky world!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

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Pixel Pajama Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	120338	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself how monks in Age of Empires heal your units! Our monks have mastered the ancient art of Minecraft magic, using enchanted potions and mystical rituals to heal your injured warriors. Watch as they perform epic miracles on the battlefield, turning the tide of battle in your favor with their divine powers. So come join us and witness the incredible healing abilities of our monks – who needs a doctor when you have Minecraft magic on your side!

Is TV Watching Minecraft SMP – The New Hit UK Comedy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Potions Brewed:	173	Farms Harvested:	659
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, have we got the server for you! This wild and wacky Minecraft SMP is pulling in 2 milly every week and it’s hi-lar-ious.

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this Minecraft SMP is the most outrageous and hilarious server out there. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

BattleZone: Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Mines Excavated:	1785
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dimension Hops:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Christmas tree lightings? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest holiday celebrations! Our Christmas tree lighting involves fireworks, llamas wearing Santa hats, and even a surprise appearance from the Grinch (played by one of our talented players, of course). Don’t miss out on the festive fun – join now and experience Christmas like never before!

NTR /a/ Hates Minecraft SMP – Realistic Genre Fun

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as fake as a diamond hoe? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your NTR needs! Join us if you want to experience the most realistic and heart-wrenching love triangles that will make you question your own relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself caught in a scandalous love affair with your best friend’s pixelated crush. So come on, join us and see why /a/ hates NTR – because it’s just too damn good!