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BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

advocacy, Alarming, Awareness, BlockyBash, Boys, child abuse, education, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, Justice, mental health, pixels, Prevention, Protect, Protection, Reporting, sexual violence, Support, Trauma, UNICEF

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	590311	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

balanced diet, beets, colorful dishes, creative cooking, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, delicious recipes, food combination, fresh ingredients, Fruit, fruit salad, Healthy Eating, nutritious meals, plant based diet, regular salad, salad, summer salads, tasty treats, unexpected pairings, unique flavors, vegetarian option, vibrant colors

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	864	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

alive, BlockyVaxCraft, cardiovascular disease, Covid-19, Craft, death, health outcomes, heart attack, hospitalized, increased risk, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, mortality, pandemic, preventative measures, public health, research, respiratory illness, risk factor, stay, Stroke, unvaccinated adults, vaccination

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	5952
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

A, Analysis, Anime, Characters, criticism, Disappointment, discussion, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, GENERIC, isekai, Minecraft, opinion, Overrated, Plot, Popular, review, series, Server, SLOP, SlopCraft, world-building

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Animals Bred:	192
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

almost there, anticipation, clock-watching, countdown, determination, exhaustion, Friday feeling, HOURS, long hours, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Poland, push through, Relaxation, self-care, self-discipline, smp, starts.., Time management, weekend, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

air bag, broken arm, brother, BrotherlyBucksNoBlame, Casino, casino trip, child support debt, disagreement, drunk driver, family, Fault, front teeth, injury, Lawyer, MONEY, personal injury, quick cash, RESPONSIBILITY, SETTLEMENT, sibling, teeth

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2330	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	53

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

BelieveItOrNotMC, bizarre encounters, bizarre occurrences, bizarre stories, mysterious happenings, mysterious tales, odd encounters, outlandish stories, paranormal experiences, smp, Strange But True, strange experiences, strange occurrences, strange phenomena, supernatural stories, unbelievable anecdotes, unbelievable but true, unbelievable events, unbelievable narratives, unbelievable tales, unexplainable events, weird happenings

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

career advancement, Career Growth, job challenges, job experience, job insights, job knowledge, job learning opportunities, job lessons, job progression, job reflection, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Job skills, job skills enhancement, JobCraft, learning opportunities, Master, professional development, skills development, TRADES, work environment, work experience, workplace culture

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Night Owl Network

circadian rhythm, depression, depressive episodes, evening person, Evening types, insomnia, late night activities, late sleepers, longer delays in falling asleep, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, Network, night, night owls, OWL, psychological well-being, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1241	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dragons Tamed:	4	Votes:	8838
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Star Shards Collected:	212
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

Barefoot, candid shots, Candids, feet, feet fetish, feet pics, foot fetish, Foot modeling, Foot photography, Foot selfie, footwear, Friends, Girls, IRL, Life, Minecraft, pedicure, personal photos, real, Server, social media, socials, Soles, Toes

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4269	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣