Massages MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PixelPoke: Men’s Touch Preferences

Kissing, PixelPoke, Hugging, hand holding, caressing

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blocky adventurers out there!

Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on flying llamas, creepers breakdance instead of exploding, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal looking for a good time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Touchy-Feely mod, where players can engage in epic battles using only hugs and high-fives. So, if you’ve ever wondered what type of physical touch men like, look no further than our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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TouchyMen Minecraft SMP

long-term relationships, Minecraft, physical touch, Understanding, Cuddling

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.

Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your pixelated life. We have dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading cards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy wished for a million chickens and now his house is covered in feathers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, maybe stay away).

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CashCraft: Broke & Blocky

low-income, lack of savings, emergency expenses, BROKE, job loss

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Creeper Insurance” policy that guarantees you’ll never lose your precious loot again! Join us and say goodbye to creeper-induced heart attacks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed it swear by its existence. Join now and try your luck at finding this elusive creature!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any hostile mobs that dare to come near you? That’s right, no more worrying about getting ambushed by zombies or skeletons while you’re out exploring.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the diamonds like never before! Trust us, your Minecraft wallet will thank you.

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RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

discrimination, equality, LGBTQ discrimination, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS

so, like, u know how some servers r like super boring and lame? well, not this one! this server is so lit, u won’t even believe it! we have unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and even a secret disco party in the nether!

oh, and did i mention the legendary treasure hunt where u can find diamonds the size of ur head? yea, it’s totally real! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave! we have the friendliest players who will help u build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen!

and get this, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all the creepers and zombies away! so u can build to ur heart’s content without any interruptions.

so, what r u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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SatelliteBlockCraft

starlink, Musk, Stargazing, night sky, light pollution

so, like, u know how u wanna look up at the stars in minecraft and be all like, “woah, universe, u so big”? well, guess what? musk’s satellites be all up in the sky, blocking our view of the universe! but fear not, cuz on this server, we got a secret portal that takes u to a universe where musk’s satellites don’t exist! u can gaze at the stars all u want, no interruptions! join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where the only thing blocking ur view is ur own awesomeness!

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Pirate Parrot Haven

support animals, parrots, pirate companions, Pirates, Birds

join our epic minecraft server where parrots are the first emotional support animals that support pirates. yarr matey, these feathered friends will help you navigate the treacherous seas and find hidden treasure.

we have a special quest where you must train your parrot to speak pirate slang and crack secret codes to unlock chests full of diamonds and emeralds.

but beware, there are rival pirate crews trying to steal your loot and sabotage your parrot training. team up with other players to defend your ship and protect your precious booty.

so come aboard and set sail on the high seas of minecraft adventure. with parrots as your trusty sidekicks, nothing can stop you from becoming the ultimate pirate king. arrrgh!

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ShinyMc

PvP, Economy, Survival, Survival Romanian Unique Minecraft PVP Creative Minigames Economy Skyblock Faction Vanilla Roleplay Adventure Mods Plugins Community PvPvE Hardcore Quests Redstone

ShinyMc is a new Romanian Minecraft server, Survival type with a lot of unique things on the server!

188.212.100.72:25570

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terpocolypse

PvP, Survival, ENGAGEMENT, terpocolypse, Players

terpocolypse is a survival economy based server with a little touch of pvp we mainly focus on our economy and engagment with players and we hope you enjoy the server as much as ive enjoyed putting it together

terpocolypse.com:25660

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Flippin’ Fun Minecraft Server

Imaginative, Unique, Entertainment, Exploration, mind-bending

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Imagine a world where every block is made of candy and every mob is a cute anime character from Flip Flappers. That’s right, on our server, you can battle it out with Cocona and Papika while building a house made entirely out of Pocky sticks!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking cat named Buu-chan. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical wand that lets you turn any block into a delicious dessert of your choice. Want to build a castle made of cotton candy? Done. How about a roller coaster made of chocolate? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our crazy, candy-filled world? Join us now and let the sugary adventures begin!

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Bandwidth Boss Minecraft SMP

content delivery network, online video, data, Video, traffic management

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that even YouTube struggles to handle the sheer amount of bandwidth we use. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane reasons why you should join us:

– Our server is home to a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of trolling players. They’ll steal your diamonds, prank your builds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.

– We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the human players and take control of the server.

– Our Nether is a never-ending party zone where the ghasts throw raves and the piglins have a thriving economy based on trading rare items. Just be careful not to get caught in the crossfire of their turf wars.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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