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Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

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ReeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with entitled players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape the REEEEEEing and find true heroism. Join us and become the real hero who gets all the glory and all the…uh…perks. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a special VIP section where you can trade pictures of your feet for in-game currency. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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CraftyCreeperz – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV patch update! Join us for a wild ride filled with resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a Lalafell on a chocobo.

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is coming up, and let me tell you, it’s going to be more lit than a Nether portal on fire. Get ready for some epic quests, insane rewards, and maybe even a dance-off with a Eorzean primal.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig with wings? Trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the chaos. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

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SurvivalShowdown Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: you spawn in a room with 1000 other players, all staring at you with determination in their eyes. Your mission? Survive by beating every single one of them at one thing. But fear not, for this is no ordinary challenge.

In our server, you’ll have to prove your worth in the most outrageous and ridiculous ways possible. Want to challenge someone to a build battle using only dirt blocks? Go for it! How about a parkour race where the floor is made of slippery ice? Sure thing! Or maybe you’d prefer a PvP duel where the winner gets to ride a pig into battle? It’s all possible in this wacky world.

But beware, for the other players are just as determined as you are. From master builders to seasoned warriors, you’ll have to outwit and outplay them all if you want to come out on top. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world what you’re made of! Just remember, only the craziest and most creative will survive in this wild and unpredictable world.

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Have you ever met a famous person who was so nice, they gave you diamonds in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular day on our server! Join us and you might just run into a celebrity who will build you a castle made entirely of emeralds. Trust us, it happens all the time. So why settle for boring old servers when you can hang out with the rich and famous in our virtual world? Come join the fun and see who you’ll meet next!

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MiddleEastMayhemMC

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Nexus Empire

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Ever wanted to join a Minecraft smp where people actually interact and has a full community.then this is the perfect server for you just download out modpack on modrinth and you are ready to play

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Crafting in the Kitchen with Auntie HearthCraft! Cook up some fun with Java 1.20.2 and 15 friends online!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Feature Description

Server Type No-griefing economy SMP

Server Age Since October 2018

Reset Policy Server will never reset. World dates back to July 2019.

Technical Details:

Feature Description

Server Machine Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia

Plugins Uses Purpur, CoreProtect, InventorySaver

Difficulty Hard

Important Links:
- Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net
- Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net
- Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules
- IP: play.hearthcraft.net
- Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Are there paid perks on the server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on HearthCraft.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for griefing.

Q: What is the server’s difficulty setting?

A: The server runs on Hard difficulty.

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

A: Yes, there is a land claiming system available.

Q: Is there a live map for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the live map at https://map.hearthcraft.net.
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E-Celeb DramaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a reality TV show. Witness epic battles over who stole whose diamonds, secret alliances formed in the shadows, and betrayals that will make your head spin. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most dramatic Minecraft server in existence. Join now and prepare for the chaos!

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Minecraft SMP: JeetCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with other players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have been terrorizing the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding sheep.

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CarCraftCashCow

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re cruising along in your virtual car, jamming out to some tunes on the radio, when suddenly BAM! You crash into a semi truck and the airbags deploy. But don’t worry, because on our server, the only thing that gets smushed is the front bumper of your car. And guess what? You have to pay $5000 for the repairs! Talk about a lesson in responsibility, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with fast food restaurants where you can work to earn virtual money to pay for those crazy car repairs. Who knew flipping virtual burgers could be so lucrative?

So come join us on our server for a hilarious and outrageous gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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Crafting in the Kitchen with Auntie HearthCraft! Cook up some fun with Java 1.20.2 and 15 friends online!

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

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Minecraft SMP: JeetCraft

CarCraftCashCow

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Reset Policy	Server will never reset. World dates back to July 2019.

Feature	Description
Server Machine	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia
Plugins	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect, InventorySaver
Difficulty	Hard