Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Animals Bred:	77
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	16	Villages Defended:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragons Tamed:	2

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	8217	New Chunks Explored:	262073

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Divine Spears Created:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyJailbreak

ACCUSATION, arrested, confusion, CraftyJailbreak, crime, disbelief, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, Explanation, family, Friends, Guilty, innocent, interrogation, law enforcement, mistaken identity, misunderstanding, Police, scandal, shock, suspicion

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9253	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being arrested for mysterious reasons again! Our server is so addictive that your friends and family will understand why you disappeared for days on end. They’ll think you were too busy building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling creepers to even notice the outside world. So come join us and let your loved ones wonder what crazy adventures you’re getting into on our server!

TreasonCraft Minecraft Server

Arrests, BETRAYAL, charges, Conflict, Espionage, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, Legal, Military, Minecraft, Political, prosecution, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, suspects, Treason, TreasonCraft, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

hey u, ya u reading this. u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. we got nearly 800 russians charged with treason on dis server since da start of da war in ukraine. u know it’s gonna be wild when u see dat many russians gettin in trouble. come join da chaos and see what happens next. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. join now and be part of da madness. let’s gooooooo!

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