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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	258	Mines Excavated:	2457
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

G-Craft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7340
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

G-Craft is a new and unique towny server with a huge array of custom features which are constantly being developed. The server is mainly known for its use of Slimefun, Economy, Crates, Towny, McMMO and Quests, but it is ever expanding and developing. G-Craft has an amazing community and super friendly (and reasonable) staff team, with a great in-game ranking system too!

play.g-craftmc.net

Maxwellcrafter

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Just a simple anarchy server. You can join if you want, but you don’t need to. There are only a few rules to protect players such as to blackmailing or doxxing, no literal hacking (ddosing included), and a few others, but the main one is to just have fun!

maxwellcrafter.com

Vision network

Towny

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9938
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Votes:	2559
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

VisionNetwork – New Generation Towny Server VisionNetwork is a server that cares about your gaming experience. You are all invited to our server, which has beautiful and special systems. Discord: https://discord.gg/visionnetworktr WebSite: https://visionnetworktr.com/ IP: play.visionnetworktr.com – Version: 1.16 – 1.19.3

play.visionnetworktr.com

Excraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Our server is Box Pvp, that is, a Boxmining type server. Active officials. We have a quality economy. We are waiting for you.

Excraft.keyubu.net:19132

Leafcraft Factions Pvp

Factions

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	197
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mines Excavated:	3889

SUPER FUN PVP FACTIONS SERVER on 1.15.2!!!! INVITE ANYONE YOU WANT!! This is a vanilla server with factions and pvp and a ton of fun!

dababy.apexmc.co

Solaris Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Friendly Server with a lot of new things! – Shiny Starter – New Solarian Pokemon – Events – Shop – Gyms ” Being Added”

Discord: https://discord.gg/GM6dvwF

51.254.181.143

Blockhub

Creative, family friendly, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	4912	Magic Items Found:	6397
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Hi and welcome, we are a small community of players who enjoy playing Minecraft. Currently our server features a nice unique lobby, a creative server and a survival server. We do hope you want to become a part of our community!

mc.blockhub.gg

Olimpocraft

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

This server is a recreation of what Olimpocraft was before. The server IS NOT MINE. I only put it on this website, so that more people know about this project and Olimpocraft returns to what it was before.

olimpo.red

Pixelmon Galaxy

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7178	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2235	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Hello Pokemon Trainers, welcome to Pixelmon Galaxy.

– 5x Spawning – Active Economy – Gyms – Elite 4 – 12 Custom Built Towns – Pets – Regular Events – Drop Parties – Build Protection – Crates – Trading System – Voting

play.pixelmongalaxy.net

Avicraft

Economy, Mature, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Farms Harvested:	945

AviCraft is a new semi-vanilla SMP Minecraft server that started in 2023. Currently just survival but skyblock and a creative world will be coming soon. The server is geared towards 16 and up but all players are welcome

play.avicraft.xyz