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Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

ballot, cucked state, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug reform, Drugs, election, legalization, Magic, magic mushrooms, massachusetts, Massachusetts ballot, Massachusetts election, Massachusetts politics, Mushroom, mushrooms, Politics, psychedelics, smp, state laws, Tomorrow, Voting, voting rights

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

AntSizedSwordSwing

action, Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime swords, ant sized, AntSizedSwordSwing, Characters, creativity, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, giant weapons, imagination, oversized swords, Size Comparison, small characters, storytelling, sword fighting, Unique, weapons

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.

our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.

Cobbled Carp

Boss Pokémon, Cobble Carp, Enhancements, Global, Gyms, Milestones, Minecraft, new biomes, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokémon-Themed Structures, PvE, Size Variation, Terralith, Tokens, TRADES, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Emeralds Found:	1327
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience: WonderTrade : Dive into thrilling trades with players globally! Experience the excitement of exchanging Pokémon for free with our WonderTrade system. New Biomes : Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources! Gyms : Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements : Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience! Pokédex Milestones : Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits! Vote Rewards and Parties : Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events! Wild Pokémon Size Variation : Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection! Boss Pokémon : Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team. Pokémon-Themed Structures : Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features! PokéBuilder : Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

play.kobbledkarp.com

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, big bad, blockbusters, Bounty, Character development, comedic relief, comedy, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, fantasy world, magic bible, magic powers, Minecraft, Party, Quest, season 1, Server, SLAYERS, Supernatural, sword fighting

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Zombie Dances:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	195

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Season 1 is like a wild rollercoaster ride – you’ll spend 10 episodes trying to defeat the big bad boss, only to realize he’s not really dead and you have to do it all over again. But don’t worry, you’ll also be adding more characters to your party along the way and have a bounty on your head for extra excitement!

And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, Season 2 kicks off with your party running around like headless chickens searching for a magic bible. Why a magic bible, you ask? Because why not! Join us on this insane adventure and see if the other seasons have a better premise… or if we just keep getting more ridiculous with each episode!

PerCapitaCraft Minecraft SMP

average income, economic output, Economic prosperity, GDP per capita, gross national income, income distribution, income inequality, individual wealth, living standards, Minecraft, per capita, per capita consumption, per capita expenditure, per capita GDP, per capita income growth, per capita resources, per capita wealth, PerCapitaCraft, personal income, population density, smp, standard of living, wealth distribution

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	39	Zombie Dances:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Magic Items Found:	5054
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the average player has a pet dragon and rides around on a flying pig!

Our server is so crazy that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama race, where players compete to see who can ride their llama the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Per capita, this is the craziest server you’ll ever play on!

BdayBashNoShow

BdayBashNoShow, Birthday Party, blended families, Boundaries, CELEBRATIONS, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, Guilt, parenting, perspective, Prioritizing, relationships, self-care, stress, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	137	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Looking for a server where co-parenting issues are non-existent? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone, perfect for parents who just want to enjoy some virtual building with their kids.

Join us and experience the thrill of organizing a virtual birthday party for your Minecraft character without any real-life stress! No last-minute details, no spotty communication, just pure block-building joy.

And if you’re tired of dealing with exes who can’t handle a simple birthday party decision, our server is the perfect escape. Leave the real-world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

So, come on over and join our Minecraft server for a birthday party experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with your virtual friends? Let’s block and roll!

DroppyMC

Combat, community-driven, crystal pvp, DroppyMC, Econame, Economy, Ffa, free for all, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Precision, PvP, sky-based, Skybattle, Skywars, strategy, Survival, Trade, Veteran, wealth management

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ores Mined:	2501	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4047	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to DroppyMC!

Dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience where every game mode challenges your skills and creativity. Our network features a variety of exciting game modes, including:

Lifesteal: Test your survival instincts in this hardcore mode where stealing hearts from your opponents is the key to staying alive. Econame: Master the economy in this custom game mode where trade and wealth management are essential for domination. FFA/PvP: Jump into fast-paced Free-For-All PvP action and prove your combat prowess against other players. Crystal PvP: Engage in high-intensity battles where strategy and precision are your best allies in this explosive PvP mode. Skybattle: Soar into battle in this thrilling sky-based combat, where every block placed could mean the difference between victory and defeat. Join us to explore, conquer, and dominate in a community-driven environment where every player has the chance to rise to the top. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s something here for everyone.

droppypvp.xyz

BahiaCraft Minecraft Server

Bahia Grass, Bahia Grass benefits, Bahia Grass care, Bahia Grass growth, Bahia Grass installation, Bahia Grass landscaping, Bahia Grass maintenance, Bahia Grass seeds, Bahia Grass tips, Bahia Grass types, BahiaCraft, garden, GRASS, greenery, LANDSCAPING, landscaping services, lawn care, Minecraft, Outdoor, Plant, Server, Turf, YARD

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4162
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the rarest grass in all the land – Bahia Grass! Legend has it that if you build your house with Bahia Grass, your luck will skyrocket and diamonds will rain from the sky! Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident cow, Moo Moo, who won the lottery three times in a row after grazing on Bahia Grass. So come join us and experience the incredible luck and riches that Bahia Grass has to offer!

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, comfy, Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, Late, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, night, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, THURSDAY

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

VacaySoloWithKids Minecraft Server

alone, Birthday, decision, Experience, family, Help, home, Hotel, House, husband, Kid, Kids, living space, Minecraft, Party, random people, Server, sister, stay, vacation, VacaySoloWithKids, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Votes:	7189
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of being forced to stay at someone else’s house against your will? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about sharing a living space with random people again!

We understand the struggle of being dragged to a family event and being forced to stay at someone else’s house. That’s why on our server, you can create your own cozy hotel-like accommodation and never have to deal with awkward family dynamics again.

Don’t let your wife’s sister’s son’s birthday weekend ruin your peace of mind. Join our server and enjoy the freedom of building your own space without any unwanted guests. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual peace and quiet?

So, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream house, explore endless possibilities, and never have to worry about staying at someone else’s house ever again. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama.

NoBobNoCardCraft

bank account, Boundaries, consequences, credit card, debit card, family dinner, family dynamics, financial betrayal, Financial Security, forgiveness, grudges, late fees, long-term effects, NoBobNoCardCraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, private matter, theft, trust issues, trustworthiness, Uncle Bob

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Uncle Bob stealing your debit card at a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how Uncle Bob thought he could get away with stealing from you, our server is full of surprises that will keep you on your toes. From hidden treasure hunts to epic battles with mythical creatures, you never know what’s coming next.

And just like how you called out Uncle Bob in front of the whole family, on our server, you’ll have the chance to stand up for what’s right and protect your fellow players from any shady characters trying to ruin the fun.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now and let the adventure begin! Who knows, maybe Uncle Bob will even make a surprise appearance (just kidding, we promise he’s banned from our server).