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YoonCraft Minecraft Server

civil war, Conflict Resolution, constitutional crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Lawyer, leadership, Minecraft, national security, POLITICAL CRISIS, political division, political tension, protest, Rule of Law, Server, social unrest, south korea, standoff, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Emeralds Found:	6948	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, Yoon’s lawyer is warning of a ‘civil war’ in South Korea and, like, we gotta distract ourselves with some epic block building, ya know?

Join our server and help prevent a real civil war by fighting mobs and building the sickest bases ever. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you invincible in PvP battles.

So, like, don’t be a noob and join our server now before it’s too late. Who knows, maybe Yoon’s lawyer will even join and help us defeat the Ender Dragon together. It’s gonna be epic, bro.

9YearOldCraft

9YearOldCraft, activism, child brides, child marriage, Child protection, child welfare, cultural practices, gender equality, girl’s rights, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, iraq, law amendment, legal age, legal reform, legislative change, marriage laws, MIDDLE EAST, Social Issues, underage marriage, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have the craziest adventures and the most epic battles! we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle and defeat the evil zombie army that is trying to take over our pixelated world.

plus, we have a special event where you can marry a 9-year-old girl (just kidding, that’s not cool). but seriously, join us for some epic fun and crazy shenanigans!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, girls only, height, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, width

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mtlp.vanillaboxmc.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, active community, Ambitions, big ambitions, build nearby, Claims, classic-style, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, no plugins, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Version	Latest
Plugins	None
Community Guidelines	Build nearby, but exceptions allowed
Goal	Active long-term community

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a Vanilla server?	Yes, there are no non-vanilla plugins.
Are there teleportation commands?	No, there is no teleporting on this server.
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server.
How can I join?	Join the discord and get whitelisted: https://discord.gg/gsfhEgmczx

Crafty Quests 1.21

action items, ai generated, Assistance, comma separated, Crafty, follow through, Generate, Instructions, Know what to do, list, long tail, productivity, Quests, reminders, tags, task completion, task management, up to 20, what to do, You know

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Join this epic Minecraft server where pigs can fly, literally! Forget boring old regular pigs, here we have pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon birds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s like Thriller meets EDM, but with blocky graphics and pixelated moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE. Imagine rolling around the server as a delicious dairy delight, causing confusion and hunger wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol intake, Cheating, children, Church, Confidence, DivorceCraft, ex-mistress, family, financial difficulties, forgiveness, funds, goals, hanging out, Leave, Marriage, Minecraft, Performance, Promotion, Server, tiktok, unreasonable, work

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	335416
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal, just like in a soap opera? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, financial struggles, and questionable decisions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a husband who can’t seem to stay away from his ex-mistress on TikTok, a wife who’s had enough of his shenanigans, and a group of friends who are always up to no good. Will they be able to work through their issues and come out stronger, or will it all come crashing down like a poorly built dirt house?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter!

BabyBlockerCraft

Assistance, BabyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Expectations, family, Financial Stability, future planning, Long-term goals, parenting, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy dating story!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between players about raising a baby in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Our players are so dedicated to their virtual families that they will stop at nothing to provide for their pixelated offspring.

But wait, it gets even better! Our server is filled with players who think they’re “smarter than their whole family” and have elaborate plans to become the ultimate Minecraft parents. Who needs Google when you have Minecraft parenting skills, right?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a Minecraft soap opera that rivals any real-life drama. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Chop Board Chaos

adenosine triphosphate, ATP, Bacteria, bioluminescence testing, Board, Chaos, chop, chopping boards, cleanliness, contamination, cross-contamination, food preparation, Food Safety, foodborne illnesses, health code violations, hotspots, hygiene training, kitchen, pathogens, researchers, restaurants, sanitation, workers’ hands

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	70571
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	4922
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	1639	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid contamination hotspots like chopping boards and workers’ hands!!! we use ATP bioluminescence testing to make sure our players are clean AF. plus, our staff have the best hygiene training in the world – they even wash their hands after mining diamonds! come join us and stay safe from germs while you build the sickest creations in the blocky world. trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve who got a nasty case of block rot from a dirty crafting table on another server. come to us and stay clean, my dudes!

MysticCraft – Pixel Planet 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3D Debut, baubau, debut, Fluffy Victory Edition, fuwamoco, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, PIXEL, planet, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and fluffy victory ever! Why? Because we have a secret stream that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about our previous stream, it was so lit that even the creepers were dancing! Our debut will make you question reality, and our 3D debut will make you scream “what is this sorcery?!” Check out our YouTube channel for some crazy content that will make you laugh until you cry. And don’t forget to follow our schedule, it’s so chaotic that even Herobrine can’t keep up! Unarchived content? More like unBELIEVABLE content! Our songs will make you want to dance like a zombie in a thriller music video. And our merch? Let’s just say, you’ll be the envy of all the Endermen. Plus, we have /baubau/-related content that will make you say “baubau-tiful!” So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life!

MangioCraft – Where Luigi’s Fame Lives On

Censorship, Fame, investigative reporting, journalism ethics, lives, luigi mangione, Luigis, MangioCraft, media agenda, media attention, Media bias, media blackout, media control, media coverage, Media influence, media integrity, media manipulation, media responsibility, media scrutiny, media silence, media spotlight, media transparency, news blackout, public interest

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Have you heard of Luigi Mangione? No? That’s because the media has collectively decided to stop covering him. Why, you ask? Because he’s too busy dominating our Minecraft server with his epic building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics!

Join our server and witness Luigi Mangione in action as he builds entire cities in a single day and takes down enemies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The media may have abandoned him, but we haven’t – and you shouldn’t either!

So come join us on this wild ride and see why Luigi Mangione is the talk of the town (even if the media won’t admit it). Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with him and take on the world together. Just don’t expect any press coverage – we’re too busy having fun to care about that!