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Blocky Shootout Fun Land
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like being in a real life mass shooting but without the danger, ya know? like, 7% of our players have been on the scene where 4 or more people were shot, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna get hurt, unless u fall in lava or something lol. plus, 2% of our players have been “injured” in a mass shooting, but again, it’s all fun and games here. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of surviving a virtual mass shooting, it’s a blast! no pun intended ð #minecraftmadness #virtualviolence -
BlockyBooze Bonanza
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing shooting is arrows and the only thing increasing is your fun levels! we got data from 35,000 alcohol retailers to prove it – every time there’s a public mass shooting, we see a 3.5%â5.5% increase in weekly alcohol sales on our server! it’s like magic, but with blocks and pigs instead of wands and wizards. so come on over and let’s get drunk on fun together! -
DelayCraft: Copycat Chronicles
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, dude. like, did you know that joining this server can actually prevent copycat mass shooters? yeah, man, it’s true. research shows that 80% of copycat attacks happen years after the original incident, but if you join our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about copying some psycho. so come join us and save the world, one block at a time! -
Victimized Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most victimized Minecraft server out there! We have two races: non-whites and VICTIMS. Choose your side wisely! And don’t forget about our two genders: women and VICTIMS. It’s a battle for survival out here in VICTIMIZED America.Join us if you want to be part of the VICTIM’S LAND, where the only rule is to never stop complaining about how victimized you are. We even have a special faction for those who believe slaveowners were the real victims of history – join the VICTIMS OF MEANS today!
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense debates on everything from gun control to the war on Gaza. Are you ready to defend your side, whether you’re a Palestinian squatter or a member of the VICTIMIZED Federation?
So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if you’re not constantly feeling victimized, you’re not playing on the right server. Let the VICTIMIZATION begin!
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NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most amazin’ gun-free zones to keep ya safe from creepers and griefers! Our study shows that these zones actually make ya less likely to get shot up, so come on in and build to your heart’s content without worryin’ bout gettin’ blasted to bits! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all sorts of magical stuff to make your gaming experience extra special. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the fun begin! -
Psycho Gun Club
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA. -
Crafty Guns & Ammo Shop
yOu gUyS, yOu gOtTa jOiN tHiS mInEcRaFt SeRvEr, iT’s LiT aF! LiKe, tHeRe’S sO mAnY gUnS aNd AmMo, iT’s LiKe a WaR zOnE! yOu CaN bUiLd yOuR oWn aRmY aNd CoNqUeR tHe WoRlD! pLuS, wE hAvE cRaZy MiNiGaMeS lIkE hIdE aNd sEeK wHeRe yOu HaVe To FiNd ThE gUnS bEfOrE yOu GeT bLaStEd! aNd DoN’t EvEn GeT mE sTaRtEd oN tHe CrAzY sToRiEs aBoUt tHe DiSaPpEaRiNg DiAmOnDs aNd ThE zOmBiE aPoCaLyPsE tHaT hApPeNeD lAsT wEeK! sO jOiN nOw aNd lEt’S gO cRaFt SoMe MaYhEm! -
Crafty Gun Fun Land
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE GUNS THAN SWITZERLAND AND THE U.S. COMBINED! LIKE, WHOA, YOU CAN BLAST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES INTO OBLIVION WITH OUR INSANE ARSENAL!WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!
PLUS, OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS JEALOUS! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT VIDEO MARATHON!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! #BLOWINGUPCREEPERS #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTLITAF ðĨððĪŠ
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GunCrafters: Shoot for the Blocks
yOu know what’s better than guns? dIAMOND sWORDS! oN tHIS sERVER, yOU cAN cRAFT dIAMOND sWORDS tHAT sHOOT fIREBALLS aND eXPLODE wHEN yOU hIT sOMEONE! jOIN uS aND bECOME tHE mOST fEARLESS wARRIOR iN tHE lAND! wHO nEEDS gUNS wHEN yOU cAN hAVE eXPLODING sWORDS?! pLUS, wE hAVE a cHICKEN aRMY tHAT wILL fOLLOW yOU eVERYWHERE aND pROTECT yOU fROM eNEMIES! cOME oN, dON’T bE a cOWARD, jOIN uS nOW aND eXPERIENCE tHE cRAZIEST aDVENTURES eVER sEEN iN mINECRAFT! -
”EliteCraft Minecraft Server”
Senseless Violence, social responsibility, public health crisis, law enforcement, Violence preventionLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret weapon against mass shooters – they never target our players because they know we’re too awesome to mess with! Plus, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!