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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2289 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5477 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! Just like over 100 migrants breaking through razor wire and knocking down guards at the El Paso border, you’ll be breaking barriers and having a blast! The Biden administration secretly flew in 320,000 migrants to reduce border crossings, but on our server, we fly in 320,000 players to increase the fun! Joe Biden’s Parole Pipeline has nothing on our server, where we free 825K players into the virtual world – outpacing the population of San Francisco! ICE may be considering mass releases to close budget gaps, but on our server, we release mass amounts of laughter and entertainment! And just like the new migrant caravan headed to the US, there’s a new wave of players headed to our server for an epic gaming experience! So come join us, where even with a big military and 2nd amendment, we can’t stop the madness and hilarity that ensues! It’s a border surge of fun and chaos that you won’t want to miss!
