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PiggyEsport SMP – Get Porkin’!

Bad Piggies, Challenges, community involvement, Competition, creativity, esport, esports industry., game design, game development, Gaming, innovation, mobile game, multiplayer, online gaming, PiggyEsport, player-engagement, porkin, skill-based, smp, strategy, team play, Tournament, virtual world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2346	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs rule the land and you have to fight your way to the top to become the ultimate bad piggy esport champion!

Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a giant flying pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Take on other players in epic pig jousting tournaments and show off your skills in the piggy parkour challenge.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground piggy fight club where you can bet on the outcome of battles between mutant pigs and zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in the Piggy Pit, a dangerous maze filled with traps and treasure guarded by a giant evil pig boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most pig-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get trampled by a stampede of angry pigs, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

FakeRichPlayer69

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. We’ve got diamond blocks for days, a mansion for every player, and a pet dragon for every VIP member. So if you want to prove you’re truly ballin’, join our server and show off your virtual wealth in style! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in his spare time. So come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with the man himself!

Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

Bessent, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Pick, pixelated, Playground, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Treasury, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mines Excavated:	2352
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchantments Applied:	298	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz

CraftyCommiesMC

Acquisition, asset valuation, bargain hunting, Business, China, Competition, CraftyCommiesMC, economic powerhouses, Economy, fire sale, Geopolitics, Global influence, international relations, Investment, market dynamics, opportunities, Partnership, Prized Assets, russia, Strategic, Trade

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7355	New Chunks Explored:	636254
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Yo, so dis server be like China pouncin’ on Russia’s fire sale of prized assets, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Like, imagine you roll up to dis server and you see China just straight up snatchin’ up all da good stuff from Russia, but in a blocky, pixelated world.

Join dis server if you wanna be part of da action, like fightin’ off China or helpin’ Russia protect their prized assets. Maybe you can even team up with Russia and take down China together, like some epic Minecraft battle royale.

Plus, we got all da cool mods and plugins to make da gameplay even more insane. Like, you can ride a flying pig into battle or summon a dragon to wreck havoc on your enemies.

So, if you want a wild ride full of drama, action, and blocky chaos, dis server is the place to be. Come join us and let’s see who comes out on top in dis crazy Minecraft world!

Desert Oasis Survival

ancient civilizations, ancient humans, ancient societies, ancient technology, archaeological discoveries, behavioural adaptations, desert, desert adaptation, desert environment, early humans, environmental adaptation, Evolution, homo erectus, human history, Long-term Survival, Oasis, pond ecosystems, prehistoric, river habitats, specialized tools, Survival, survival skills, water sources

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

join dis server if u wanna be like homo erectus and adapt to desert environments like a pro! we got rivers and ponds for u to return to for fresh water, just like our ancestors did! plus, we got some sick specialised tools for u to use, cuz who doesn’t wanna feel like a caveman in minecraft, amirite? come join us and survive like a boss in the desert, just like homo erectus did 1.2 million years ago!

Chuubas Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, bruised, character design, Chuubas, content creators, cute, Digital Media, Entertainment, Gaming, Haven, internet personalities, japanese, Kawaii, Livestream, Online Community, post, streaming, video games, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got post bruised chuubas running around like crazy! And not just any chuubas, bruised ones! It’s like a circus up in here, but with blocky animals. So if you wanna see some wild and wacky stuff, this server is where it’s at! Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with bruised chuubas all day? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

NoBoyfriendNoBed

arguments, Blame, emotional stress, Eviction, financial struggles, Help, homelessness, legal restrictions, lodgers agreement, love, NoBoyfriendNoBed, relationship problems, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, self-care, Support, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of getting evicted or having financial problems. Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity and explore endless possibilities.

Forget about being called an asshole for not letting someone stay with you – on our server, you can invite all your friends to join you in epic quests and battles. No need to worry about breaking up or arguing, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be fighting are mobs and monsters!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. And remember, it’s not your fault – blame it on the creepers!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, daily annoyances, frustrating, Harmless, insignificant habits, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, little annoyances, little things, Minecraft, minor annoyance, minor frustrations, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minor pet peeves, pet peeve, slight annoyances, small annoyances, small irritations, smp, trivial annoyances

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1162
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Votes:	1497	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored llamas and ride them into battle against giant creepers. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest block in the game” but it turns out to be a block of cheese or something. It’s so random and hilarious, you have to join just to experience the chaos. Plus, we have a rule that if you don’t say “potato” every five minutes, you get banned. It’s so silly but also kind of genius, right? So come join us and be part of the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LeiCraft: State Welcome Gifts

Aloha, culture, customs, Destination, Diverse, Experience, flower, Garland, Gifts, Greeting, Hawaii, Hospitality, LEI, LeiCraft, State, States, tourism, tradition, travel, U.S, Unique, Visitors, welcome

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1673	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every new player is greeted with a virtual lei made out of pixelated flowers! But that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience here.

In this server, every state in the U.S. has its own unique welcome gift for visitors. When you spawn in Texas, you’ll be handed a cowboy hat and a pair of spurs to help you wrangle those pesky creepers. In New York, you’ll get a slice of pizza and a metro card to navigate the bustling city streets. And in Florida, well, let’s just say you might want to watch out for those alligators!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo in Wyoming and the Great Diamond Hunt in California. So come join us and experience the wacky world of our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

PopeCraft: Holy Armageddon

accident, Arm, arm injury, armageddon, catholic church, Fall, Falls, FRANCIS, health, health news, HOLY, injures arm, injury, injury update, leader, Medical, News, pope, pope francis, PopeCraft, update, Vatican, Vatican statement

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft with the pope? well, now’s your chance, cuz he’s on our server! imagine building a giant cathedral with the pope himself, he even blesses your diamonds for extra luck! but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might fall and injure his arm while building with you. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? join our server now for a holy good time!