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And if you need a break from all the action, check out our character demos featuring Lycaon, Billy, Nicole, Anby, Nekomata, Grace, Koleda, Rina, and Solder 11. They’re so cool, they’ll make you want to join our server even more.
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Just like my wife leaving without a word, you never know what to expect on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest or accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless!
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
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