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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 291 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2129 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like President Trump’s first week back but on steroids! We’re talking about a server where the globe cooks so hot that even the asphalt in Texas will melt. And guess what? Trans people are not allowed to pee in restrooms here, like what even is that? Diversity initiatives? Nah, we don’t roll like that here.
But wait, there’s more! We have mass pardons for the January 6th crew, because who needs law and order when you can have chaos, amirite? And the best part? We’re still waiting for eggs to get affordable, like seriously, when will that happen? Join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft servers!
