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GlobalText Minecraft Server

connectivity, digital age, digital communication, global communication, Global community, global impact, global network, global reach, GlobalText, instant communication, instant connection, mass messaging, Messaging, messaging app, Minecraft, mobile devices, mobile phones, real-time communication, Server, Technology, text message, universal outreach, worldwide

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	154
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that if you join, you’ll instantly become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a castle made entirely of cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

Ballots, cast, Chaos, controversy, Crafting, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dem votes, Democracy, Government, international relations, Israel, Jesus, lawmakers, measures, Politics, radical idea, shot down, Support, taiwan, Trust, Ukraine, Vote, Wall, WTF

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9931	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dimension Hops:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

akathisa, American doctors, antidepressant, antipsychotic, anxiety, aspergers, autism, Bants, beta blocker, blocky, brain zaps, creeper, crying spells, disability, face blindness, highschool dropout, hikkikomori, low blood pressure, medication side effects, NEET, odd, Optional, Server, skellycell, Skills, Social, Therapy, Withdrawal

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Potions Brewed:	91
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

art, artist community, BLOCK, cartoon, character design, collaboration, creative process, creativity, creeper, design challenge, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Fan art, hobby, illustration, inspiration, meme, online forum, request thread, sneed, Sneed edition, SneedCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	851117	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

1. Pakistani girls, activism, adventure 20. Friendship, AMBITION, beauty 4. Fashion, Community, Crafty, cuisine, Cuties, dance 15. Food, Desi, Edition, empowerment, equality 6. Diversity, Exploration, family 10. Career, Festivals, flavors 16. Celebrations, girls 2. South Asian, heritage 7. Feminism, holidays 17. History, honor 12. Religion, Identity, Islam, Marriage, Music, Muslim 13. Independence, Origins, Pakistani, progress 8. Society, Punjabi 19. Travel, resilience 14. Art, Respect, roots 18. Language, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Style, success 11. Modesty, tradition, trends 5. Education, Urdu, values 9. Relationships, women 3. Culture

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Divine Spears Created:	26

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

Bastille, dark souls, Frustration, gamer problems, Gaming, Gaming Community, Lost, lost bastille, lost progress, Lost Souls, lost souls in challenging games, lost souls in dark souls, lost souls in difficult games, lost souls in gaming, lost souls in lost bastille, lost souls in video game dungeons, lost souls in video games, Rage Quit, Safer, soul loss, Souls, SoulSuckingCraft, video games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Potions Brewed:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Emeralds Found:	1616	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!

Unleash the Memes: The Anti-Normalfag Minecraft Server

addiction, AntiNormalfag, Assholes, BETRAYAL, college, Deception, dissatisfaction, Drugs, fake friends, Friends, Girlfriend, ISOLATION, Job, Loneliness, memes, Minecraft, normalfag, Online Community, regret, room, Server, theft, unhappiness, Unleash, wow nerds

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	736	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.

On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.

So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!

Crafty Creepers: Overlord Edition

ainz ooal gown, albedo, Anime, anticipation, best girl, Crafty, CREEPERS, dark fantasy, Edition, EXCITEMENT, fan favorite, FANTASY, guild members, isekai, light novel, LN adaptation, Magic, Overlord, powerful protagonist, screen adaptation, supreme beings, virtual reality, world domination

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6704
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the best girl of Overlord would want to play on it? Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream world and hang out with other players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are.

Join us and you might even run into Ainz Ooal Gown himself, building a castle made entirely out of diamonds while wearing a tutu. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen cosplaying as Albedo.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans begin!

SnowflakeCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

anger, antisocial behavior, Bigotry, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, equality, harmful attitudes, harmful beliefs, hate, ignorance, inclusion, intolerance, mental illness, prejudice, racial tension, racism, SnowflakeCraft, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people, worries

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Are you tired of dealing with the mentally ill, stupid, antisocial, stand offish, parasocial, autistic, angry white people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky white folks once and for all. Our server is a safe haven for those who are fed up with the insanity of the real world. Build your own paradise, free from the clutches of the white man. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and start living your best non-white life in Minecraft!

CraftyCows: Where even the cows know what’s up about India

Beliefs, Cows, CraftyCows, criticism, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural understanding, Desperation, discrimination, DISTANCING, Diversity, Hinduism, India, Indians, justification, Larping, misconceptions, online learning, past few years, prejudice, right, Stereotypes, whats

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. We have epic quests that involve battling fierce mobs, exploring hidden dungeons, and even facing off against a giant chicken boss (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and entertaining community you’ll ever come across. From epic build battles to ridiculous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the Minecraft universe?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of that boss battle.

Crafty Banter

annoying character, annoying voice, banter, budget blown, budget concerns, budget wasted, character annoyance, character dialogue, Crafty, dialogue annoyance, dialogue budget, dialogue complaints, dialogue repetition, game budget, game dialogue, generic victory voice, hitting switch, Hogwarts Legacy, mundane dialogue, Pointless dialogue, second playthrough, victory voice

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Animals Bred:	139	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring dialogue? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Explore mysterious switches that do who knows what, embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head, and try to figure out what the heck is going on with our nonsensical victory voiceovers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you do x, y will happen… whatever that means! And don’t even get us started on the budget blown on ridiculous dialogue – Hogwarts Legacy has got nothing on us!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright absurd!