We got pixelated pigs flying, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than your future, and creepers that will make you question your existence!
Who needs atheism when you can believe in the power of building block by block in a virtual world where the only religion is worshipping the almighty Steve?
Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to enlightenment!
u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.
so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.
mc.elementalmc.co:20175
| Server Name | New Minecraft Server |
|---|---|
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Opening Date | Soon after the summer |
| Admins Needed | Yes |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| When will the server open? | The server will open soon after the summer. |
| What kind of server is it? | We are creating an adult server where players can play Minecraft with friends in teams. |
| How can I join the Discord? | You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above. |
| Are admins still needed? | Yes, we are still looking for admins for the server. |
On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.
So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.
So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!
