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GalaxyCurveCraft

Astronomical discoveries, astronomical measurements, Astronomical Observations, astronomical research, Astronomy, astrophysical phenomena, Dark Matter, Flat, galactic dynamics, galactic rotation, galaxies, GalaxyCurveCraft, gravitational forces, Indefinitely, mass distribution, observational data, PHYSICS., Rotation curves, scientific studies, spiral galaxies, velocity profiles

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

join our server becos we have galaxies that never endddddd!!! the rotation curves are so flat u can slide down them like a water slide at a theme park! come explore the never-ending galaxies and discover new planets with wacky creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. build your own spaceship and travel to other dimensions where the laws of physics don’t apply. trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this crazy, flat galaxy server!

Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

anticipation, Competition, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fucking, Gaming, go, hype, Lets, Marvel, marvel universe, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, preload, release date, Rivals, Server, Superheroes, up, video games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Animals Bred:	127
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to embark on the craziest, wildest, most bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Are Americans So Vile And Heartless? Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, compassion, compassionless, Cruel, culture, discrimination, Division, Empathy, Heartless, Humanity, ignorance, INEQUALITY, Kindness, Minecraft, Politics, prejudice, racism, smp, society, Stereotypes, united states, Vile

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1611
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and witness the chaos of a group of Americans who are so vile and heartless that they make the creepers look like cuddly kittens. With their ruthless PvP skills and cunning tactics, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But don’t worry, we also have a softer side. Our community is filled with hilarious pranks, epic builds, and insane events that will keep you on your toes. From giant chicken statues to underwater roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why Americans are the craziest Minecraft players around. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty enhancements, beauty standards, body image, celebrity influence, confidence boost, cosmetic industry, cosmetic procedures, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic trends, cultural norms, medical advancements, mental health, Minecraft, perfect, physical appearance, PIXEL, plastic surgery, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social media influence, societal pressures, surgical options, technological advancements

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchantments Applied:	159	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crops Grown:	5932
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and undergo some virtual cosmetic surgery to become the most fabulous blocky character in the game! We offer a wide range of cosmetic enhancements, from pixel-perfect facelifts to diamond-encrusted accessories. Who needs a boring old blocky face when you can have a glamorous pixelated pout? Join us and become the envy of all your blocky friends!

Fauna’s Rattling Peddlers – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, big yab, Conspiracy, controversial topics, divine intervention, Drama, dramatuber, fauna’s graduation, Faunas, graduation ceremony, hololive, intervention, LUCK, luck vs intervention, martial law, Minecraft, PEDDLERS, political commentary, rattling, rrat peddlers, Slander, smp, social commentary, south korea, south korean politics

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
New Chunks Explored:	475279	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Potions Brewed:	168	Votes:	2305

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the rat peddlers have spent days preparing for Fauna’s graduation ceremony! You won’t want to miss this epic event, complete with fireworks, dancing villagers, and a surprise appearance by a llama in a cap and gown.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the drama YouTubers can’t keep up! From scandalous rumors about Hololive to South Korea declaring martial law, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

And if you think all the chaos is just luck, think again – we’ve got divine intervention on our side. So come join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CreeperCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

4chan, archives, args, Creepercraft, creepypasta, cytube, fear edition, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, Gaming, Genocide City, Homemade pastas, Mario World I HATE YOU, Minecraft, MODERN, Old Man Reads, Room Template, Server, SlenderARGs, SONIC.EXE, Urban Legends, video games, vidya, web series

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft server, where we discuss all things video game creepypastas! Join us for a chance to uncover the darkest secrets of your favorite games and maybe even summon a few cursed entities along the way.

Room #492 is dedicated to the Sonic Fear Edition, where we dive deep into the terrifying world of Sonic.exe and other spine-chilling tales. Watch as our resident old man reads through these creepy stories, and don’t forget to check out our official 4chan-approved creepypasta list for some extra scares.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Mario World I HATE YOU section for those who enjoy a good jump scare, as well as a Sonic 2 Genocide City area for the bravest of players. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, explore our homemade/found pastas for a truly unique horror experience.

Join us on our CyTube channel for some fear-inducing videos and web series, or browse through our archives for even more spooky content. And remember, on this server, the only thing scarier than the creepypastas themselves is missing out on all the fun! So grab your pickaxe and join us today for a gaming experience you’ll never forget.

Stop The Game Minecraft SMP

BE, be stopped, Game, game must, game must be, long tail, Minecraft, Must, Must be stopped, smp, STOP, Stopped, stopped game, tags, This game, this game must, this game must be, this..

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Animals Bred:	119
Runes Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare, but be warned – this game must be stopped… because it’s just too addictive!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From giant chickens terrorizing the land to villagers trading diamonds for dirt, you never know what you’ll come across next.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and obsidian?

Join us, and together we can conquer the chaos that is this game… or at least have a lot of laughs trying!

🏮CHERRYMINE🏮 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Adventure, BUILD, Cheats, CherryMine, Clans, Community, Creative, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Explore, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Fun, Gaming, Herobrine, java, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Server, SURVIVE, Weddings

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server

children, Corner, CREEPERS, family, genetic inheritance, Kids, Marriage, marriage and children, marriage and family, marriage and health, marriage and kids, marriage and parenting, marriage and stability, Minecraft, parenting, parenting skills, raising children, reasons against having kids, reasons against marriage, reasons for having kids, reasons for marriage, relationships, Server, socialization

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Buildings Constructed:	50
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of the real world drama and just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and forget all about the exhausting idea of marriage and having kids. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs a partner or offspring when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat?

Forget about bad genes and lack of socialization, because on our server, everyone is equal and ready to have a good time. No need to worry about being a terrible parent, just focus on being the best miner and builder you can be.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is where to find your next block of diamond!

Bros, I Don’t Feel So Good Minecraft SMP

bros, current events, dont, feel, Good, health concerns, health crisis, health issues, Ill, Illness, Minecraft, News Update, political figure, political news, president, public figure, Rumors, seriously ill, smp, social media, speculation, trending, uncertainty, viral video, youtube video

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8398	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the president is actually a llama in a suit! That’s right, our leader is a llama who loves to dance and throw parties in the White House (which is actually just a giant llama barn). But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the llamas are planning a secret mission to take over the server and turn all the players into llamas too! Will you join forces with the llama president or try to stop the llama uprising? Find out on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen, even llama presidents getting seriously ill (but don’t worry, they have a llama doctor on call)! Join now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Goofy Tomato Minecraft Server

Affection, Connection, friendship, goofy, humor, inside jokes, Lesbian, LGBTQ, long distance, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, miss, missing you, Nostalgia, quirky, Server, soulmate, special bond, tomato, Unique

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	208	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a goofy lesbian tomato who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride rainbow unicorns, and discover hidden treasure guarded by dancing llamas. Our tomato overlord will guide you through quests that will test your Minecraft skills and your ability to keep a straight face while playing with a vegetable.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knew a tomato could be so entertaining?