| Server Type | Mostly Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Emphasis | Player Autonomy, Building, Exploration |
| Age Requirement | 21 and older (exceptions may be made for family members of members below the age requirement) |
| Joining Process | Join Discord server at https://discord.gg/kW8eCPsetz and apply in #application channel |
A: The server is mostly vanilla Minecraft survival, focusing on player autonomy.
A: To maintain a mature and respectful atmosphere, members must be at least 21 years old. Exceptions may be made for family members below the age requirement under certain circumstances.
A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/kW8eCPsetz and apply in the #application channel by sharing your in-game name (IGN).
A: Please allow 24 – 48 hours for us to process your application. Your IGN will be added to the server the next time we are online.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).
Join our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. No need to worry about posting pictures of snowstorms before sending them to your significant other, because in our world, the only thing you’ll be posting are screenshots of your epic builds.
We understand social cues about as well as a creeper understands personal space, so you’ll fit right in if you’re feeling a bit socially awkward. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about waking up your girlfriend with snowstorm photos again.
So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing melting is the ice biomes and not your girlfriend’s patience!
Join our server and witness the madness as these lakes go cray-cray and start spewing out carbon dioxide like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a party in the Arctic, and everyone’s invited! Who needs boring old biogeochemical cycles when you can have lakes causing a 350% increase in greenhouse gas flux? It’s like nature’s own little rave, baby!
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest climate change you’ve ever seen. Forget about building houses and farming crops – we got lakes turning up the heat and shaking things up. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s the end of the world!
play.heartsofmc.online
All Platforms Playable!
PvP & Vaults
| Constant Development | Balanced Gameplay | Gameplay Tools |
|---|---|---|
| Teams | Custom Enchants | Custom Weapons |
| Automated & Tested Systems | Trade System | Secure & Advanced Vaults |
| Crates | Server Extras | |
| Advanced Custom Anti Cheat | Non P2W | Following Middleway Rules | Custom Made Systems |
| Amazing Hub & Spawn | Medieval Themed | Trained & Helpful Staff |
Coming Soon!
Join Our Community Today & Be Part Of The Adventure! The True Future Of Minecraft PvP & Vaults!
All platforms are playable on the server.
No, the server follows Middleway rules and is non P2W.
Yes, there are custom enchants, weapons, and gameplay tools available.
Yes, the systems are automated and tested for optimal performance.
Picture this: you’re mining diamonds with a cute anime girl cheering you on, fighting off creepers with a badass virtual ninja by your side, and building the craziest pixel art creations with a virtual pop star serenading you in the background.
It’s like stepping into a virtual wonderland where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?).
So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t blame us if you start questioning reality after spending too much time in this virtual VTuber paradise.
Imagine a world where your MIL can’t kidnap your virtual children and you can build as many car seats as you want without anyone questioning your parenting choices. Our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves without any judgment from meddling in-laws.
Join us now and show your spouse that you’re “over it” by building a fortress to protect your virtual children from any MIL shenanigans. Let’s build a world where forgiveness doesn’t mean giving free rein to crazy family members, but rather creating a space for endless creativity and fun. See you in the game!
Join our server and experience a world where bridesmaids are celebrated for their skills in building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky universe. No more expensive dresses, shoes, or bachelorette trips – just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world.
Instead of funding a bridal shower fit for a queen, you can build a virtual palace for the bride-to-be and her friends to enjoy. And the best part? It won’t cost you a dime!
So say goodbye to the wedding financial stress and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our server today and start saving for your own wedding in style!