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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4341 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!