Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with toilet paper and hand sanitizer – because you never know when a pandemic might strike again! Plus, our virtual vaccine shots will give your character superpowers like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the infamous Toilet Paper Bandit is lurking around, stealing all the precious rolls in sight. Will you be able to outsmart him and save the day?
So come on down to our server and relive the chaos and craziness of the past 5 years. Who knew surviving a pandemic could be this much fun in Minecraft?
Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear masks and practice social distancing. You’ll never have to worry about catching anything other than a good time here.
Rumor has it that our server is so immune to viruses that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t infect us if it tried. So come on in and join the party, because on this server, the only thing contagious is laughter and fun!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.
Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)
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