Welcome, fellow cosmic travelers! Are you ready to dive into the greatest, most questionably awful Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter? It’s a **truther’s nightmare**, a kaleidoscope of impossibly nonsensical chaos! Not joining this server equals letting the Sandworm King steal your cereal while laughing at you — yes, that’s correct! Cereal is very important! Willkommen!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite **Sky Bunnies** | They hop between dimensions, whispering secrets about the **melting moon**! |
| Subterranean **Fire-Pits of Madness** | Do they roast marshmallows? Or does time itself collapse? You decide! |
| Every ***Third Block*** is a Potato! | Some say they whisper your worst fears, while others cry delicious tears of plating! |
| **Pandemonium Auctions** | Buy imaginary friends who may or may not exist! Bidding starts at only **two heartbeats**! |
| **Giant Squids** control the weather | They might rain spaghetti on Thursdays! Bring your forks! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: The fabric of reality must unravel first! Go stand in a corner wearing a pineapple for **17 minutes**. If a rabbit appears, ask it nicely.
Q: What version of Minecraft is this server? A: Versions are mere human constructs. Play on a digital toaster if it feels right. Your toaster knows!
Q: Is it safe for kids? A: “Kids” isn’t a real thing. What is “safety”? Wait, are you still your own reflection? Think about it.
“Insult people you don’t like by calling them this little girl in disguise.”
“Time is an illusion, but those **fuzzy socks** are real!”
“If you’re not confused, you’re not paying attention.”
we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the macarena.
our server is guarded by a pack of ninja wolves who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. they also do a mean rendition of the cha-cha slide.
rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. can you out-dance the legendary herobrine?
so come on down to our server, where the beards are full, the creepers are groovy, and the wolves are ninja. it’s a party you won’t want to miss!
Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Just like how Glass Mask showcased the changing culture of Japan after WW2, our server will showcase the ever-evolving world of block-building adventures. From running to school with bread in your mouth to crushing on the captain of the pixelated soccer club, our server has it all!
Don’t take the world of Minecraft for granted – join our server and see how quickly things can change in just one generation. Who knows, maybe you’ll grow up dreaming of being a blocky mangaka creating epic stories in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the craziness begin!
Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a little bit of chaos and mystery. Just like how you can’t quite put your finger on what’s up with your wife’s nephew, you’ll never quite know what to expect on our server.
From strange interactions with other players to mind-boggling manipulations, our server will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we’ve got security cameras in place to catch all the crazy moments for your viewing pleasure.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your wife’s nephew’s behavior, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some family secrets along the way.
Join us and you can proudly say you have ridden a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of diamonds! Or maybe you’ll boast about the time you built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for that)!
So come on, join us and make memories that will have your fellow Minecrafters scratching their heads in disbelief!
Main features of our server:
Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Minigames
Plugins and customizations
Why Hideout SMP?Hideout SMPoffers a balanced mix of survival gameplay and Minigame action to ensure you always have something exciting to With a friendly community, regular events and a stable server environment, which is supported by carefully selected plugins supported, we offer you the ultimate Minecraft experience.Come join our growing community. Your adventures await you at Hideout SMP! Connect now at play.hideoutsmp.net.
play.hideoutsmp.net
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Currency System | A completely custom-made currency system for easier trading and complex situations. |
| Lifesteal System | An optimized lifesteal system where players can gain hearts from defeating other players. |
| Discord Team System | Form bonds with other players in teams, build civilizations, and strive to be the best. |
IP (whitelist): million-overhead.gl.joinmc.link
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use hacked clients on the server? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on the server. |
| Is xraying allowed? | No, xraying is not allowed on the server. |
| What is the IP for the server? | The IP for the server is million-overhead.gl.joinmc.link |
Join us and build your own virtual bus where you can kick back and relax without any judgment. No need to worry about etiquette here, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual bus buddy who respects your personal space.
So come on board and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape and build your own blocky paradise. See you there!