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  • Blocky Pandemic Escape

    Blocky Pandemic Escape
    haha remember when covid-19 was like sooo 5 years ago? well guess what, this server is like a time machine to a world where covid is just a distant memory. we got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena before they explode. join us for a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and ridiculousness. why join? because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples? come on, you know you want to.

    Server IP: timeMachine.Laughingstock.com

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  • PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

    PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

    But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

    Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • C0V1D 4 D3C4D3

    C0V1D 4 D3C4D3
    remember that time when covid was like, half a decade ago? yeah, me neither. but who cares about that when you can join our EPIC minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our zombies are actually just misunderstood unicorns in disguise. join us and become part of the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft community out there. because why live in a boring, normal world when you can live in ours? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget tomorrow!

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  • PandemicPickle – Minecraft SMP

    PandemicPickle – Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire base into a giant statue of a potato. And that’s not even the craziest thing that’s happened here! We’ve had players ride pigs off cliffs, build secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even start a sheep rebellion against the cows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mysterious creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s a glitch, others say it’s a curse, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

    So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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  • PandemicPicklez Minecraft SMP

    PandemicPicklez Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do except binge-watch Netflix and argue with your cat over who gets the last slice of pizza? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more drama than a soap opera starring llamas.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature rumored to lay blocks of pure diamond instead of eggs. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly (Disclaimer: flying abilities may result in accidental faceplants into walls).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Enderman Mafia, a group of shady characters who control the black market for rare items like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to rub elbows with these mysterious figures and maybe even strike up a deal or two (just be sure to watch your back).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the Diamond Chicken, in which case, good luck).

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  • PandemicCraft2020

    PandemicCraft2020
    Are you tired of the 2020 pandemic ruining everything? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the pandemic never happened! Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the chaos of the real world and build your dream world without any pesky viruses getting in the way.

    Our server is so pandemic-proof that even the creepers are wearing masks to keep you safe. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret potion that turns you into a toilet paper hoarding zombie – because why not?

    So come join us and leave all your pandemic woes behind. Build, explore, and laugh your way through a world where the only thing contagious is the fun!

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  • CovCraft: The Quarantine Chronicles

    CovCraft: The Quarantine Chronicles
    Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do because of COVID-19? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the pandemic madness by building your own virtual world where social distancing doesn’t exist and masks are only worn by creepers.

    Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the fun and had to stay away. Rumor has it that the virus tried to log on, but got banned for griefing other players’ builds. Now it’s just lurking in the shadows, jealous of all the laughter and joy happening on our server.

    So come on over and join the party! Build giant toilet paper statues, have socially distanced dance parties, and fight off zombie viruses with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs the real world when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

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