CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

CraftyNoobs

Ability, Aptitude, capability, competence, competency, Craft, CraftyNoobs, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, generation, hands-on, imperative, knowledge, Mastery, practical, proficiency, skill, SPECIALIZED, talent, Technical

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds

Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition

2017 tax cuts, boosted incomes, business taxes, Cuts, Donald Trump administration, economic effects, economic impact, Edition, employment, Investment, legislative achievement, Minecraft, pass-through business income, passthrough, Tax, tax benefits, tax cuts, tax implications, tax incentives, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reductions, tax reform, wages

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!

BOBROVSK Minecraft server

1.21.1, BOBROVSK, Harsh Conditions, Journey, Lobby, Minecraft, mini game, Server, SURVIVE, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Easy to learn Vanilla minecraft server on version 1.21.1 with voice chat, where you can not only go on an exciting journey in an attempt to survive in harsh conditions, but also take part in a mini-game that can be found in the server lobby!

mc.bobrovsk.online

Reverie SMP

Activity System, Age 18+, Application Required, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Dynmap, Experienced Staff, February 1st, hermitcraft, Mature, no pay to win, Polls, proximity chat, Reverie, season 1, Server Events, server specs, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla Gameplay, Whitelist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Welcome to Reverie SMP Minecraft Server

Key Features	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Keeping close to Minecraft’s original magic with HermitCraft style additions.
CoreProtect	Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
Proximity Chat	Option for players, not a requirement.
Experienced Staff	Team has experience running similar servers.
DynMap	Planned feature release, keep an eye out!
Server Events	Hosting events like movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
Activity System	Visual system for player preferences while playing.
Supporter Perks	Purely cosmetic/QOL, no pay to win.

Server Specs

AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB of RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

FAQ

Why should I choose Reverie SMP?

Reverie SMP offers a friendly, mature community for adults inspired by servers like HermitCraft and Empires SMP. We strive to provide a welcoming environment with near-vanilla gameplay and various features to enhance your experience.

How do I join Reverie SMP?

To join Reverie SMP, visit our Discord server at discord.reveriesmp.com and follow the application process.

Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Reverie SMP?

No, supporter perks on Reverie SMP are purely cosmetic or quality of life enhancements. We do not offer any pay-to-win features on the server.

What kind of events can I expect on Reverie SMP?

We plan to host various server events, including movie nights, D&D sessions, build battles, challenges, and more. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Rebel Rising United 1.21

Accountability, America, Capitol riot, consequences, Democracy, democracy at risk, Division, elected, election, Epic, Government, guy, insurrection, political violence, Politics, Presidency, rebel, Rising, Supporters, trump, United, united states, violently overthrow

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, ANNOYED, break room, CAR, cold, Communication, crutches, DRIVE, feet, Hands, HangryCraft, holiday, ICY, injury, lunch, Minecraft, parking lot, relationship, selfish, Server, text, Wife, work

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

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