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Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	4399	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
New Chunks Explored:	353164	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, ZANNCRAFT, ZANNCRAFT.RU, ZANNPASS

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zanncraft.ru:19132

ISO SMP: Where adults play Minecraft like grown-ups, but end up building giant pixelated toilets anyway!

Active players, Adults, building, Chest locking, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, Gaming, GIANT, GrownUps, home, iso, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mob Heads, multiplayer, No Grief, pixelated, Play, player community, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, toilets, Vanilla, Vein Miner, visible item frames

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Towns Built:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

ISO SMP Overview

Features	Description
Community	18+ community looking for active players
Chest Locking	Plugin with signs to lock chests
Invisible Item Frames	Shift-right clicking to make item frames invisible
Player and Mob Heads	Obtain player and mob heads
Deathchest	Feature to retrieve items upon death
Vein-miner	Ability to mine entire veins of ore
/home Command	Convenient home teleportation command
Shops with Custom Economy	Economic system for player shops
Server Availability	24/7 server operation
Custom Armor Stand	Unique armor stand customization
Mini-blocks	Small decorative blocks for building

FAQ

What is the age requirement for the community?

The community is for players aged 18 and above.

Can I lock chests to prevent others from accessing my items?

Yes, there is a plugin with signs that allow you to lock chests.

How do I make item frames invisible?

You can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.

Is there a feature to retrieve items upon death?

Yes, there is a Deathchest feature for this purpose.

What is Vein-miner?

Vein-miner allows you to mine entire veins of ore with ease.

How do I set a home location?

You can use the /home command to set and teleport to your home location.

Are there player-run shops with a custom economy?

Yes, the server has player shops with a custom economic system.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join us on Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Savage Kiwis Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of Kiwis doing the haka? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner savage with epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism (just kidding, we don’t condone that). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and show those Kiwis who the real savages are!

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!