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PixelAnime Minecraft Server

animated series, Anime, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime, LGBTQ Representation, Minecraft, non-binary characters, PixelAnime, queer representation, Server, tranime, trans characters, trans community, trans culture, trans representation, trans visibility, Transgender, transgender anime

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a team of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding. You’ll never be bored here because we have a quest where you have to find a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken in a tutu.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but fluffy bunnies wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ExHubbyDontKnow Minecraft Server

adhd, Adult Daughter, Alimony, burner account, Chronic pain, codependency, default, divorce settlement, ex husband, ExHubbyDontKnow, Guilt, ignore, junk mail, Legal, Marriage, Minecraft, Mutual, neurodivergence, retirement benefits, self-diagnosed, Server, SPLIT, understand

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Votes:	8019
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in settling disputes with virtual blocks instead of real-life drama! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of divorce settlements and neurodivergent exes.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wild wolves, all while avoiding alimony disputes and unopened divorce decrees. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and adventure.

We promise that no one will be asking you to delay alimony reductions or claiming they didn’t understand the settlement due to their “neurodivergence.” Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting your next masterpiece and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So come join us and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who needs a messy divorce when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids

addict girlfriend, addict step son, barely getting by, custody battle, Divorce, drug addict, financial responsibility, healthy baby, heroin, Homeless, Meth, newborn son, NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids, opioids, Pregnancy, prescription pain pills, recovering addict, recovering alcoholic, refusing, retired, social worker, Suboxone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Votes:	6391	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Divine Spears Created:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a player who had to deal with a stepson who was a professional thief in-game. But wait, it gets crazier – this stepson also had a pregnant girlfriend who was addicted to rare diamond blocks! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

But fear not, brave player! On our server, you can experience all the drama and excitement without any real-life consequences. Build your own virtual family, deal with addict NPCs, and even have high-speed chases with the pixelated police. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a blocky soap opera of your own making!

DeathCraft: YOLO Edition

contemplation, death, death anxiety, death frequency, death reflection, DeathCraft, Edition, end of life, existential thoughts, facing mortality, fear of death, life and death, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality frequency, mortality mindset, mortality pondering, mortality reflection, thoughts on death, thoughts on mortality, yolo

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Potions Brewed:	116
Dimension Hops:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to look forward to is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have a dull moment again. We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t even get us started on our parkour challenges – one wrong move and you’ll fall into a pit of lava filled with dancing skeletons.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can test their survival skills against hordes of zombie villagers and evil witches. And if you manage to make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the thrill of death around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Jesses SMP (Vanilla)

Chatintegration, Communication, Community, Discord, fast server, Fullyvanilla, Fullyvanillasurvival, Growing, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, planet minecraft, Server, Shop, shop-owner, Shops, Simplevoicechat, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, VOICE, Voicechat

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

A completely vanilla SMP with a fully built out spawn and a very well-made Discord server.

What makes my server unique is that unlike every other “vanilla server” out there, my server is actually vanilla. How many times have you looked around for a vanilla SMP just for you to find one that claims to be vanilla, and then you join and they have anti-grief protection or even small mods/plugins such as locked chests. Do you know how annoying this is? I hated this so much that I gave in and decided to make my own server.

Some features that my server has that is different from most servers is:

• A channel in the Discord server that links the Minecraft chat and the Discord chat to allow better communication

• A decently hard-to-get role in the Discord server called “Shop Owner” (It is much harder than what the title makes it seem, more info in the Discord)

• Completely vanilla unlike every other server that claims to be vanilla

• A fully complete Discord server that wasn’t rushed and was made by me (I’ve been making servers for almost four years)

• I give everyone several chances before getting banned and I’m not strict

• I don’t give people I know custom roles or special permissions such as operator or administrator just because I know them

• I play survival unlike almost every other server owner in which they go in creative or cheat to get stuff

• Simple Voice Chat (I still consider my server fully vanilla since voice chat is completely optional)

• Builds and shops will be at spawn which will make for a great community

• My server has 4 gigabytes of ram with a 200% cpu boost which allows fast server joining and chunk loading

This server is actively growing very fast so I hope to see some even more members from Planet Minecraft. My server is really well-thought out, has several cool features such as the Shop Owner role and chat integration, and I didn’t rush when I was making everything, so I hope you guys love everything that I spent hours creating.

Discord: discord.gg/BYT4r6ZRJX

109.230.238.222:25569

SluttyWife’sFace Minecraft Server

adult content, cuckold, Cum, cum fetish, cum on face, cum play, dirty talk, Domination, Erotic, explicit, facial, fetish, hotwife, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, Roleplay, Server, sexual fantasy, slut wife, SluttyWifesFace, Submission, taboo

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Towns Built:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and… wait, what was that about someone’s wife? Oh, never mind, just ignore that and focus on the amazing features of our server!

Join us if you want to ride a pig into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and maybe even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure (and possibly someone’s naughty fantasies, but shh, we don’t talk about that). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

blacked, derogatory, discrimination, FAGGOT, finished, Gay, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Identity, jew’d, Lame, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, offensive, Over.., prejudice, racism, RainbowCraft, Server, Stereotypes, White

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Votes:	4044
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	4845
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

Join us if you want to be part of the coolest gang in town. We’ve got more swag than a pack of llamas on a shopping spree and our players are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot and a feather.

Don’t be a square, join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. And remember, on our server, being white doesn’t mean you’re boring, it means you’re a total legend!

BeachBumCraft

beach community, beach house, Beach Life, beach lifestyle, beach living challenges, beach living cons, beach living considerations, beach living disadvantages, beach living downsides, beach living drawbacks, beach living issues, beach living problems, beach living realities, beach town, BeachBumCraft, beachfront living, Coastal Living, living by the ocean, living by the sea, Ocean Views

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Well, on our Minecraft server, the downside is getting attacked by killer dolphins with laser eyes! But don’t worry, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly sea turtles who will protect you from any creepers trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your sandcastle fortress. Plus, our beachside villas come equipped with automatic sunscreen dispensers and complimentary ice cream stands. So come join us for some fun in the sun (and occasional dolphin battles) on our beachfront paradise server!

HouthisCraft Minecraft Server

Anti-Ship Missiles, arms deal, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, Houthis, HouthisCraft, intel, intelligence, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile technology, naval warfare, Report, russia, Saudi Arabia, security threat, Server, united states, weapons transfer, Yemen

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

so, like, u know that one server where u can like, build stuff and like, mine stuff and like, have fun with ur friends? well, this server is like, totally not that. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, a group of houthis tried to like, take over the server with anti-ship missiles. it was like, so intense, but also kinda hilarious. u gotta join this server if u wanna like, experience some wild and wacky adventures. plus, we have like, the best parties and the coolest builds. so like, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LukoilLands – No Oil, No Problem!

Conflict, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, Europe, Foreign Minister, Government, Hungarian, international relations, Lukoil, LukoilLands, News, Oil, oil transit, Outrage, Politics, Problem, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

haha, so like, this server is so lit, even the Hungarian foreign minister is getting all riled up about it! like, imagine a Minecraft server so epic that it causes international drama! come join us and be part of the chaos, where even politicians can’t resist the urge to play! plus, we have this crazy story where a player built a giant Lukoil oil tanker and tried to sail it through Ukraine, but got stopped by the Hungarian foreign minister himself! it was wild, man. so come join us and be part of the madness!