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  • AssCraft: Booty Edition

    AssCraft: Booty Edition
    so, dis server is like da best place to be if u wanna see some real nice womanly asses on some men. like, dey got da best pixel booties in all of minecraft land. u wanna see some curvy block butts? dis be da place to be, fo sho.

    but dat aint all, oh no. dis server also got da craziest stories, like dis one time a creeper and a skeleton got married and had a baby zombie. it was wild, man. u never know what kinda wacky shenanigans u gonna see on dis server.

    plus, dey got da best parties. like, dey throw these epic block parties where everyone be dancin and havin a blast. u wanna get down and dirty on da dance floor? dis be da place to do it.

    so come on down to dis server, where da asses be womanly, da stories be crazy, and da parties be poppin. u wont regret it, trust me.

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  • ChestlessCraft

    ChestlessCraft
    join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest and flattest chests in allll the landddd. u wont find bigger chests anywhere else, trust me.

    we have a secret underground chest society where we hoard all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta prove urself worthy to gain access to our chests.

    rumor has it that one time, someone found a diamond the size of a house in our chests. true story bro.

    so if u wanna flex ur chest muscles and show off ur loot, join our server now. but beware, the chests are always watching 👀

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  • MuscleCraft Minecraft Server

    MuscleCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the full package? Well, look no further because our server is like the bicep of Minecraft servers – strong, impressive, and guaranteed to make you swoon.

    Join our server and experience a world where every block is sculpted to perfection, just like the most attractive muscle or body part in men. From towering skyscrapers to intricate redstone creations, you’ll be flexing your creative muscles like never before.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ripped players in the Minecraft community. Get ready to be surrounded by chiseled abs, bulging biceps, and jaw-dropping physiques that will make you question if you’re still playing a game or living in a virtual fitness magazine.

    So why settle for a flabby, mediocre server when you can join ours and be part of the hottest, most muscular community in Minecraft? Come flex your virtual muscles and show the world what true Minecraft strength looks like!

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  • ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

    ManlyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being judged for liking things that aren’t considered “manly”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we embrace all things that make you unique, whether it’s your love for pastel-colored blocks or your secret obsession with building flower gardens.

    Join us and discover a world where real men wear pink armor and ride around on unicorns instead of horses. Show off your creativity by building a giant statue of yourself flexing your muscles, or challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

    Forget toxic masculinity, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and being yourself. So come on, embrace your inner unicorn-loving, flower-crown wearing self and join us today!

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  • StressCraft: No Manly Conformity

    StressCraft: No Manly Conformity
    YO, WANNA JOIN DIS SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S DA MOST EPIC PLACE TO BE IN MINECRAFT LAND! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT SING LIKE MARIAH CAREY!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, AND IF YOU MINE THEM, YOU GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FREE PIZZA! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, FREE PIZZA!

    ALSO, OUR VILLAGERS ARE ALL TRAINED IN MARTIAL ARTS, SO IF YOU TRY TO MESS WITH THEM, THEY’LL DROPKICK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR ENDER DRAGON, HE’S GOT A PHD IN PHYSICS AND CAN SOLVE RUBIK’S CUBES BLINDFOLDED!

    SO, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST, MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS, AND LAUGH UNTIL YOUR SIDES HURT, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

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  • PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

    PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

    you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

    oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

    plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

    so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

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