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Who needs diamonds when you can have buff buddies to make you swoon?
Come join us and see if you can handle all the blushing madness!
Join us and become the ultimate “Doggler” of the server, shoving “glizzy after glizzy down your gullet” in a quest for victory. Just like in the story above, you can dethrone the reigning champion and earn the title of the new “Doggler”. Plus, we have special Doggler shirts for all our winners, so you can strut around the server in style.
So come on over and join us for some hilarious and outrageous fun! Who knew that Minecraft and competitive eating could go hand in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the world of virtual hot-dog consumption.
Join now and you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, because who needs wood or stone when you can flex with diamonds, amirite?
Plus, there’s a secret underground cave filled with treasure chests overflowing with golden apples and enchanted gear. It’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt. It’s like a party animal, Minecraft style!
So come on, join the server and let’s embark on a wild adventure together. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with lava? Let’s get weird, bro!
Join us and escape the pressures of the real world by building your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do. No more being called gay for wanting to take a break or play video games – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can transport you to a world where moms are supportive, stepfathers do their fair share of the work, and you can finally feel loved and appreciated. So come on over and let’s build a world where you can truly be yourself – no judgment, just fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. And get this, we all wear matching pink tutus and dance to Taylor Swift songs. It’s so random and hilarious, you won’t believe it!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a pet chicken named Gerald who can do backflips and solve complex math problems. Yeah, you heard me right. A math genius chicken. It’s insane, I know.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and chaotic Minecraft SMP server and experience all the craziness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #ChickenMathGeniusFTW🐔🤓
>Have you ever seen a creeper explode in real life?
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>Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by griefers?
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>Do you want to build a giant statue of yourself out of blocks?
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>Sick of boring old survival mode?
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>Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies?
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>Are you a virgin with a big dick?
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>What are you waiting for?
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But wait, there’s more! We also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of dead creepers roam the halls, scaring the crap out of anyone who dares to enter. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond sword that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underwater base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. It’s like a rave, but with squids and dolphins as the DJs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epicness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest, most ridiculous server on the internet. LLAMAS, haunted mansions, underwater raves – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!
Servidor do “Youtuber” Superzin086!This server is pure anarchy as there are no protection/claims plugins.I (Superzin086) will enter the server from time to time, sometimes doing live, sometimes making video.
147.185.221.18:60646
| Description |
|---|
| Contra is a modpack that takes Minecraft and turns it into a Zelda Tears of the Kingdom-like RPG with over 100 custom quests, Sky Islands, an Auction House, Dungeons galore, and a new dimension. This server is focused on a strong community with a survival world to explore! |
We have quests, LOTS of ’em! New structures and countless dungeons, an auction house, factions, and teams. The server runs off a basis of faction-making, where you can either join a faction, create your own, or play solo entirely. Instructions to create a nation are in the Discord server.
THE SERVER REQUIRES CURSEFORGE LAUNCHER.
Join Discord Now: Discord link here!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Simply download the Contra modpack on CurseForge Launcher, join our Discord server, and get the server IP from there to start playing. |
| Are there specific rules on the server? | Yes, we have specific rules outlined in our Discord server that all players must follow for a positive gaming experience. |
| Can I play solo without joining a faction? | Absolutely! You are free to play solo on the server without joining any factions if you prefer. |
| How do I access the custom quests? | Custom quests can be accessed in-game through NPCs or quest markers. Simply follow the instructions provided to complete the quests. |
the president of Ukraine, Zelensky, even said he wishes he had as much firepower as we do on this server. he’s like “damn, wish i could join that minecraft server with all the cool weapons and stuff.”
so what are you waiting for?? join now and experience the thrill of being on the front-line with unlimited ammo and super smart drones. you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement.
