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Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

age gap, asian, Asian fetish, Bearded, big, bwc, cope, Cultural differences, DILF, ex, hairy, interracial, Jealousy, lumberjack, marrying, masc, Masculinity, Minecraft, Older, relationship, Server, Small, small Asian, White

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Cluckin’ Nasrallah’s Minecraft Mayhem

arab world, chicken hunter, Cluckin, failed operation, foiled attack, hezbollah, international relations, lebanon, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Minecraft, mock, Nasrallah, Nasrallahs, online mockery, political commentary, political humor, regional conflict, resistance group, satire, social media, terrorist organization, viral news

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2676
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt chickens like nasrallah but with more success!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement. our community is full of hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry. plus, we have the most epic builds and minigames that will blow your mind. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the chicken hunting madness!

CerealFirstToothpasteNext

breakfast choices, breakfast habits, CEREAL, cereal first, CerealFirstToothpasteNext, daily rituals, dental care, dental hygiene, milk, milk first, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, morning traditions, Personal preferences, pouring habits, quirky habits, toothbrush, toothbrush wetting, Toothpaste, toothpaste application

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! we got players who pour cereal before milk, like who does that? they probably also brush their teeth before wetting the toothbrush, absolute madlads! if you want to be part of this crazy gang, join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a normal person who likes things in the right order, then maybe stay away. but if you’re a rebel who likes to live life on the edge, then this is the server for you! come on, what are you waiting for? brush those teeth and hop on in!

☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where the Custom Fish come with Sunglasses! 🕶️ Featuring Weekly Challenges, PvP (only if you forget your sunscreen), and NO Resets! 🐟🎣

Auctions, Challenges, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Exclusive content, Featuring, Fish, Fishing, forget, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, minecraft community, Perks, PvP, Quests, Resets, Shaded family, Shops, smp, sunburnt, sunglasses, sunscreen, twitter, Updates, Vote, vote ranks, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
TikTok	https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/

Overview:

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join Shaded?

A: Simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.

Q: How can I protect my creations on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure the safety and security of player builds.

Q: Can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.

Q: Are there regular quests and events on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can engage in thrilling quests, participate in events, and tackle weekly challenges to stay engaged and rewarded.

Q: Is Shaded a cross-platform server?

A: Yes, Shaded unites Java and Bedrock players, offering a seamless gaming experience for all.

For more information and updates, join our Discord, follow us on Twitter, and check out our website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family!

RoboFinger Minecraft Server

Assistance, digital assistance, electronic devices, fingering, futuristic, innovative solutions, INTIMATE, Masturbation, Minecraft, modern lifestyle, personal care, pleasure seeking, RoboFinger, Robots, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, Server, sexual satisfaction, shower, solo play, Technology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have robots that can help you with all your… uh, personal needs. Need a hand (or a robot hand) in the shower? We got you covered! Join our server and let the robots take care of you in ways you never imagined possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: LindseyGrahamBombsIran

ayatollah, carpet bomb, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, hostages, international relations, iran, Israel, Lindsey Graham, LindseyGrahamBombsIran, LindseyGrahamSC, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Politics, sanctions, smp, Threats, twitter

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got Lindsey Graham threatening to carpet bomb Iran if the Ayatollah doesn’t release Israel’s hostages – talk about drama! But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space for all players (except maybe the Ayatollah). Join now for a chance to witness some insane geopolitical Minecraft battles and maybe even broker some peace deals between warring factions. Who needs real-world politics when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BILsGriefMinecraftServer

Assertiveness, BILsGriefMinecraftServer, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discipline, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Values, family visit, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, personal property, property damage, respect for others’ belongings, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2505	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Items Found:	8333
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Irish kids on a rampage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and chaos that will make you question your sanity.

We promise to provide you with the same level of excitement as when those little rascals from Ireland broke OP’s camera lens, ruined the disc thing, and even drew on his car with sticks and rocks. Who needs boring old griefers when you can have real-life troublemakers wreaking havoc on your virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is just another day in the blocky world, join us now! Just be sure to keep an eye on your belongings, or you might end up like OP with a broken camera lens and drawings on your car. See you there, if you dare!

SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL

Argument, attitude, Chicago, Communication, comparison, condescending, disability, family, Hometown, Housing, Jealousy, judgment, misunderstanding, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Siblings, SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL, suburban-living, urban living, VALUES

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Star Shards Collected:	186
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Emeralds Found:	2979	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a KFC run in the middle of the night? Look no further, my dude! Our server is like Chicago – always open for business and full of opportunities.

Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!

Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!

NoMusicSMP – Minecraft SMP

albums, artists, controversial, culture, debate, dislike, Eliminate, Favorite, genre, get rid of, least favorite, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), musical taste, NoMusicSMP, opinion, Preferences, smp, society, songs, trends, unpopular

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Potions Brewed:	117
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of hearing the same old tunes in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all music genres except for “Minecraft parodies of popular songs”! That’s right, get ready to jam out to hilarious and cringey parodies of your favorite hits while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join our server now and experience the joy of listening to “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat while you build your epic base. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden jukebox that plays nothing but “Baby Shark” remixes!

So say goodbye to boring old music genres and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft parodies on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

CharmCraft – Unexpectantly Charming!

captivating personality, CharmCraft, charming, charming attributes, charming behavior, charming characteristics, charming demeanor, charming discovery, charming features, charming individual, charming nature, charming person, charming qualities, charming traits, delightful characteristics, endearing traits, hidden charm, pleasant surprise, surprising charm, Unexpectantly, unexpected charm, unique charm

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ores Mined:	2513
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to discover the most unexpectedly charming quality in someone – like our admin who can build a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower using only their toes! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a player who can tame creepers and make them do the Macarena on command.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their own language and lead them into epic battles against the evil pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and quirky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most unexpectedly charming adventure of your pixelated life!

PalyanytsyaCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, innovation, international relations, jet-propelled, Language, Military, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, new technology, Palyanytsya, PalyanytsyaCraft, pronunciation, russia, Russian-Ukrainian relations, Server, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

come join the server where we have jet-propelled drones flying around like crazy russians trying to pronounce ‘Palyanytsya’! you’ll be dodging drones left and right while trying to build your epic base. but watch out, because the drones might accidentally blow up your creations if they can’t say ‘Palyanytsya’ right! it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the drone chaos!