Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

age gap, asian, Asian fetish, Bearded, big, bwc, cope, Cultural differences, DILF, ex, hairy, interracial, Jealousy, lumberjack, marrying, masc, Masculinity, Minecraft, Older, relationship, Server, Small, small Asian, White

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Magic Items Found:	6960	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

TasteQuestMC

candy consumption, comfort food, confectionery, cravings, dessert, eating habits, enjoyment, flavor sensation, guilty pleasure, indulgence, oral fixation, oral satisfaction, sensory experience, snack time, sugar cravings, sugar rush, sugary delights, swallowing candy, sweet treats, Taste, TasteQuestMC

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we have candy trees that grow lollipops and gumdrop bushes that fart rainbows. u can ride on flying unicorns and battle evil gummy bears that try to steal ur diamonds. plus, our admins are actually wizards who can turn u into a dragon if u ask nicely. come join the fun and see why we swallow candy even tho we only eat it for the taste.

DreamBlox SMP: Where creepers blow up your house and your dreams

ambitious, apply, BLOW, comfortable, Community, creativity, CREEPERS, Datapacks, DreamBlox, Dreamers, dreams, Economy, Events, family, games, House, imagination, innovation, Interactive, Mature, Mods, passionate, pranks, Safety, Semi Vanilla, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

DreamBlox Overview

Description
DreamBlox is a community focused SMP server which provides a creative space for passionate people from the Minecraft universe to thrive in.

Our Vision

We hope to form a community consisting of committed players that will ultimately form a fun, creative, supportive and rewarding experience for everybody involved. Our dream combines interactive economy, exciting events, challenging games and amusing pranks into one unique experience which everybody can be a part of. We plan on keeping the current map for as long as possible. This opens up huge oppurtunities for ambitious players and their big projects which hide in their wild imagination.It is worth mentioning that we have a few datapacks and mods. However they only enchance Vanilla survival with no major tweaks.

Who can join?

Players who love Minecraft and want to share that love others online are more than welcome to submit an application and join our wonderful community. Our message is aimed to people who are dedicated and want to take their imaginative potential into a long-term experience. We do not close doors for younger players (16+) as we believe the new generation can bring great innovation and creativity to the playing board. We do however expect the same level of maturity from everybody in order to provide a safe and comfortable environment for our fellow dreamers.

How to join?

Find out more information on our Discord server and apply to be a part of our small but growing family. Make sure to take a look on our Dynmap. If you’re still not convinced have a glance at our Youtube video. Let’s dream big together!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join if I’m under 16 years old?	We do not close doors for younger players (16+) as we believe the new generation can bring great innovation and creativity to the playing board. We do however expect the same level of maturity from everybody in order to provide a safe and comfortable environment for our fellow dreamers.
Are there any mods or datapacks on the server?	Yes, we have a few datapacks and mods. However they only enhance Vanilla survival with no major tweaks.

Stanley’s Block Party Minecraft Server

acknowledging Stanley, appreciation, BLOCK, expressing gratitude, expressing thanks, giving thanks, giving thanks to Stanley, Grateful, gratefulness, Gratitude, Minecraft, Party, saying thank you, saying thanks, Server, showing appreciation, showing appreciation to Stanley, showing gratitude, Stanley, Stanleys, thank you, thankful, thankfulness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity that is our server!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers ride pigs, zombies breakdance, and skeletons wear sunglasses. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on the weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers break it down to funky beats, and every full moon, the cows turn into werewolves and challenge players to dance-offs.

So come on down and join us for the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you there!

IndioQueenMC SMP – The Creeper King Waiting in the Shadows

Americas, ancient civilizations, Colonialism, Colonization, creeper, cultural exchange, cultural impact, Exploration, first contact, giant canoes, historical encounters, historical perspective, indigenous cultures, indigenous tribes, indigenous women, Indio females, IndioQueenMC, King, mudhuts, native communities, native peoples, new world, shadows, smp, traditional dwellings, Waiting

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the Indio females of the Americas are our VIP guests! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your mudhut when suddenly giant canoes arrive on the horizon. What could be inside? Well, let me tell you, it’s not your average group of players. These Indio females bring a whole new level of chaos and excitement to our server.

Join us for a chance to trade with these mysterious visitors, learn their ancient building techniques, and maybe even join them on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will unfold when you’re playing alongside the Indio females of the Americas?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because this Minecraft SMP is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild adventure!

SeafoodSurpriseCraft

appreciation, Caregiver, Communication, Confrontation, Diagnosis, employees, exclusion, family, Frustration, husband, Illness, lung cancer, misunderstanding, relationship, Rude, seafood boil, SeafoodSurpriseCraft, Small Business, Spaghetti

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as spicy as a seafood boil! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your husband surprises you with a $400 seafood feast without even asking if you want any.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back like your sister-in-law’s husband hiding leftovers in the fridge. And just like your husband’s promise of making you spaghetti to show appreciation, we promise to provide endless fun and laughter to make up for any misunderstandings.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only thing spreading faster than lung cancer is the excitement of playing on our server. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft world full of surprises and unexpected plot twists? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

SickTalk Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SickTalk, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1769
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

Our server is so crazy that we don’t even talk about normal diseases or illnesses – we only discuss the most outlandish and absurd ones. From the dreaded Chicken Nuggetitis to the rare case of Exploding Block Syndrome, you’ll never run out of bizarre topics to chat about with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the annual Creeper Fashion Show, where players dress up their creepers in the most stylish outfits they can find. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where pigs and their owners compete for the title of fastest swine in the land.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of shenanigans. Who knows, you might even discover a new disease or two along the way!

VetoCraft: Cancel Congress 66%

AMERICANS, Cancel, checks and balances, citizen empowerment, civic engagement, Congress, Congressional bills, Decision making, Democracy, direct democracy, Government, grassroots movement, lawmaking process, legislation, majority rule, participatory democracy, People’s Veto, political reform, public opinion, reddit, veto power, VetoCraft, Voting

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of Congress making all the decisions? Do you wish you had more power to cancel out their ridiculous bills? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have implemented the People’s Veto! That’s right, with a whopping 66% majority vote, you can single-handedly cancel out any Congressional bill that doesn’t sit right with you. Want to ban creepers from exploding? Done. Think it’s time to legalize diamond swords for all citizens? Consider it done! Join our server now and become the ultimate lawmaker in the world of Minecraft. Who needs Congress when you have the power of the People’s Veto on your side?

BlastCraft Minecraft Server

activism, blast, BlastCraft, Conflict, freedom, Government, Honor, Justice, Liberation, memorial, Minecraft, prisoners, protest, Remembrance, sacrifice, Server, soldiers, solidarity, Support, Tragedy, Tribute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Items Found:	7997	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Holy Grails Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we honor fallen soldiers by building giant statues of them out of blocks! we also have a quest where you have to free prisoners from the evil government by navigating through a maze of lava and creepers. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form! plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. join now and be a hero in our virtual world!

CraftyMaduroDefeated

Analysis, CraftyMaduroDefeated, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, exit polling, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Political unrest, Politics, Results, socialist regime, south america, Venezuela, voter turnout, Voting, wide margin

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Votes:	4580
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we have more votes than Maduro in Venezuela! our players are like the opposition, kicking butt and taking names in every game. we have more fun than a political revolution, with crazy builds and epic battles. join us and be part of the winning team, unlike poor old Maduro. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

Craftopia: Less Ppl, Less Crime & Traffic

city development, Community safety, community well-being, craftopia, crime, Crime Prevention, crime reduction, demographic shift, law enforcement, population decline, population decrease, PPL, public policy, Public Safety, social trends, societal impact, traffic, traffic control, traffic decrease, transportation management, urban growth, Urban planning, urbanization

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all the hustle and bustle of crowded servers? Well, come join our server where the population is declining faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got so few players that crime and traffic are practically non-existent! You can finally build your dream house without worrying about some griefer coming in and wrecking it. And forget about getting stuck in a traffic jam of pigs and cows – our server is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the tranquility of a server on the brink of extinction. Who needs a bustling community when you can have all the peace and quiet you could ever want? Let’s get building, baby!

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