masayoshi quarterjade – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MineLink: Threats & Minerals

Agreement, Communication, Conflict, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, minelink, MINERALS, minerals deal, Négotiation, Politics, Resources, Reuters, sanctions, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat, Threats, Ukraine, US

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US government is getting involved? well, u found it, fam! this server is so epic that the US is threatening to shut off Starlink if ukraine doesn’t sign some deal for minerals. like, what even is that? who cares, just join our server and be part of the chaos! we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. plus, who knows, maybe ukraine will sign the deal and we’ll have even more drama to laugh about. don’t miss out, join now!

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MineCrafty Bowel Busters

anxiety, bowel, Busters, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, gastrointestinal health, holistic health, Improvement, irritable bowel syndrome, mental health, mind-body connection, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness intervention, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, Mindfulness training, minecrafty, psychological well-being, research findings, Stress Management, study, Symptoms

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft and also get rid of ur irritable bowel syndrome at the same time? well, u r in luck cuz our server is the place to be! not only will u be building epic structures and fighting mobs, but u will also be getting mindfulness training to help with ur ibs.

imagine this: u r in the middle of a intense battle with a creeper, and suddenly u feel ur ibs symptoms disappear. it’s like magic! and if that wasn’t enough, ur anxiety and depression symptoms will also improve while u play on our server. it’s like a double whammy of awesomeness!

so come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure while also improving ur mental and physical health. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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Invictus

Creative, Custom Biomes, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Invictus, Jobs, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, resource packs, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Survival

Invictus SMP ⛏️
Server IP: invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port: 25591
Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Are you ready for your 2 week Minecraft phase? We’re starting our 10th season TODAY with a fresh world reset, this is the perfect time to get involved!

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 220+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled Mobs!)
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Bedrock Edition. You can connect using the Bedrock Port 25591.
Do I need to join the Discord to play on the server?	Yes, you must join the Discord before playing online on the server.
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, there are community events, player shops, and other activities on the server.

Enchanted Betrayal 1.20.6

1.20.6, BETRAYAL, betraying fans, betrays, en, EN fanbase, EN fandom, Enchanted, fanbase, fanbase betrayal, fanbase disappointment

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. It’s so lit, it betrays the EN fanbase. I mean, who even does that? But that’s what makes it so epic, you know? Like, you gotta be there to witness the madness. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man. One minute you’re mining diamonds, the next you’re betraying your own fanbase. It’s wild, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just hop on and experience the craziness for yourself. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Just do it, bro. You won’t be disappointed.

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CafeClosure Minecraft Server

Apology, bill, cafe, CafeClosure, Closing, confusion, Danish, Defensive, Friends, iced coffee, limited options, lunch, Manager, Minecraft, public holiday, Questioning, regional area, SAUSAGE ROLL, Server, Shocked, soft drink, Surcharge, Surprise

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a cafe manager on the verge of closing down! Join us for a unique experience filled with surprises and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you and your friends log on to the server, ready for a fun day of building and exploring. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cafe in the virtual world. Excited, you walk in, only to find no one behind the counter. But don’t worry, that’s just the beginning of the adventure!

As you try to order some virtual treats, the cafe manager starts acting all mysterious and defensive. You ask for the prices, but he refuses to give you a straight answer. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, he suddenly throws virtual money at you and yells, “YOU’RE THE REASON WHY CAFES CLOSE!”

But hey, that’s just the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server. Who needs a boring old menu when you can have a chaotic cafe experience like this? So come join us and see what other insane antics await you. Just remember, always question the prices and watch out for flying virtual bills!

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NoRoomForDrama

Boundaries, comfort, friendship, Frustration, house sitting, Lifestyle, living situation, mental health, NoRoomForDrama, outgoing, OVERWHELMING, Party, Peace, privacy, Respect, Social, stress, Support, Trust, unsupportive

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries and keeps your virtual space tidy? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of privacy and peace, unlike some friends who can’t seem to keep things in order (looking at you, Megan).

Join our server and never worry about strangers invading your virtual home to film questionable content without your consent. We promise to keep your space clean and organized, free from any unwanted surprises.

Don’t let your friends turn your Minecraft world upside down. Join our server and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience where your boundaries are always respected. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a messy house-sitter like Megan!

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SMP: 69SecondsOfFun

69SecondsOfFun, Climax, Communication, Endurance, foreplay, ideal time, Intimacy, long-lasting sex, love making, orgasm, Passion, perfect length, Performance, physical connection, Pleasure, relationship, satisfaction, sex duration, sexual experience, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this train. So like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s basically what this server is like. We got a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And like, the perfect length of time for sex on this server? Bro, it’s like, infinity. You’ll be mining and crafting for days on end, never wanting to leave. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a noob.

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KremlinCraft: Putin’s Rise

authoritarianism, cold war, Conspiracy, Corruption, Democracy, election interference, Espionage, foreign influence, global superpower, Government, intelligence agencies, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, national security, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, Putins, Rise, Russian asset, united states, Vladimir Putin, world leader

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of a Russian asset who somehow became the head of a global superpower!

Join us as we navigate through the hilarious chaos of political intrigue, secret spy missions, and unexpected alliances. Will you be able to uncover the truth behind this bizarre turn of events and save the world from utter chaos? Or will you just sit back and watch as the madness unfolds?

With custom plugins, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world!

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BlockCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, BLOCK, blockcraft, condemns, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Minecraft, political pressure, pushes, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, security council, Server, text, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UN, united nations, US

come join our epic minecraft server where we push allies to block ukrainian UN text that condemns russia! why? because we are all about chaos and drama, just like a real life soap opera but in blocky pixel form! you can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold as we navigate through international politics and alliances in the most ridiculous way possible. join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers!

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UkraineCraft: Mineral Madness

economic development, environmental impact, Extraction, Government, industry standards, legislation, madness, Mineral, mineral deposits, MINERALS, Mining (Industry), Natural resources, policy making, Proposal, public consultation, regulatory framework, rejected version, resource allocation, resources management, stakeholder engagement, Sustainable development, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, it’s like taming a wild ocelot with just a fish, it’s like building a castle in the sky with no wings, it’s like…ok u get it, dis server is lit af.

why should u join? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly, we got creepers that dance to dubstep, we got villagers that sell u enchanted golden carrots for dirt cheap, we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plays poker with endermen, we got a nether portal that leads to a disco party with the wither boss as the DJ.

oh and did i mention we got a mod that turns all the sheep into unicorns? yea, u heard me right, UNICORNS. so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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