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SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	221	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

death, Dying, dying wish, end of life, fear, final breath, final chapter, final deed, final thoughts, final wish, final words, last act, last moments, last request, life reflection, Minecraft, mortality, parting thoughts, regrets, smp, ultimate experience, ultimate moment

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Farms Harvested:	460	Chimeras Created:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

classic excuse, cliché excuse, common excuse, excuse that works, ExcuseCraft, familiar excuse, frequently used excuse, go-to excuse, habitual excuse, hackneyed excuse, old faithful excuse, overused excuse, reliable excuse, standard excuse, tested excuse, timeless excuse, traditional excuse, tried excuse, tried-and-true excuse, typical excuse, well-worn excuse

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Towns Built:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	861	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Enchantments Applied:	98
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	New Chunks Explored:	293407
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

Animals, breeding patterns, conservation, disruptions, ecological balance, EcoSelfieCraft, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, environmental impacts, feeding patterns, habitat destruction, Human Behavior, natural environment, Nature, perfect selfie, responsibly, Risk, Save, scientists, Snap, social media, social media influence, wildlife

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	144	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

TrumpRogan’sMCServer

BTFO, Censorship, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, donald trump, Entertainment, free speech, interview, joe rogan, Media, News, Podcast, Politics, president, right wing, social media, Technology, trump, TrumpRogansMCServer, truth social

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

long tail tags, programming language, Rust, RustIsTheWorstMC, smp, worst programming language

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

NoFamCoinNeeded

emotional baggage, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial hardship, financial independence, financial inequality, financial resentment, financial responsibility, financial struggle, generational wealth, NoFamCoinNeeded, parental favoritism, parental support, Resentment, sibling rivalry

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9724	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding hard work and dedication! Unlike some parents out there, we won’t play favorites or leave you hanging in a shelter while your siblings live it up with all the diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, except for those who try to mooch off their hardworking siblings. Our parents may be in a tight spot now, but hey, maybe they should have thought about that before leaving you high and dry.

So come on in and show off your building skills, fight off creepers, and maybe even teach our parents a lesson or two about fairness. Who needs their help anyway when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now!