Mary Johnson Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Redstone ‘Murica Craft

All American, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, Apple Pie, classic, Craft, founding fathers, Fourth of July, John Smith, Liberty Bell, Mary Johnson, Murica, name.., Patriotic, red white and blue, Redstone, stars and stripes, Traditional, Uncle Sam, united states, Usa

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4301	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
New Chunks Explored:	398729	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you ready to embrace your inner red, white, and blue on the most American Minecraft server out there? Join us for a wild ride filled with bald eagles, apple pie, and fireworks at every corner! Our server is so American, even the creepers wear cowboy hats and the zombies crave freedom fries. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a star-spangled adventure like no other! 🇺🇸🦅🍔🎆

TinyHobbitIsland

ancient humans, anthropology, archaeology, Bone, evolutionary biology, Excavation, Flores Island, Fossil discovery, Hobbit, hominid, Homo floresiensis, human evolution, Indonesian history, Indonesian island, island life, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Southeast Asia, tiny species, TinyHobbitIsland

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8341	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!

And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!

So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

finding purpose, identity crisis, Jewcraft, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming negative beliefs, Satan, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, struggling with identity, suicidal thoughts, toxic beliefs

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a Jewish monster in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Join us and leave your Jewish toxins behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing structures.

On our server, you can be a hero, a villain, or even a unicorn if you want! No need to an hero here, just let your creativity run wild and escape from the real world for a while. Plus, Satan won’t be manipulating you here, unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as his doing.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your Jewish monster self behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose and community among our players. Let’s craft away those toxic feelings and build a better world together!

WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

BlockCraftMemes, childhood advice, childhood memories, childhood teachings, Family Values, generational wisdom, guidance, impactful guidance, life advice, life lessons, Memories, passed down, Reflection, resonates, timeless advice, traditional advice, upbringing, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragons Tamed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Buildings Constructed:	16	Enchantments Applied:	53
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	3159

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Emeralds Found:	6579	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping strategies, depression, Grief, intervention, Loss, mental health, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, suicidal thoughts, suicide awareness, Suicide prevention, suicide risk factors, SuicideWatch, Support, Therapy, warning signs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!

BlockBuddiesCraft

acceptance, BlockBuddiesCraft, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional pain, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness journey, forgiveness mindset, forgiveness mindset shift, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness therapy, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship dynamics, self reflection

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Love Letters Sent:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.