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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6971 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
So, like, this server is the bomb dot com, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, the sheep here can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, man. And, like, the creepers are all scared of cats because one time a cat dressed up as a creeper for Halloween and now they think all cats are explosive. It’s wild, dude. Plus, the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them and get super OP. And, like, there’s a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to dubstep. It’s lit, bro. So, like, join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, man. You won’t regret it, I swear.
