| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6823 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 4395 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2665 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Our server is so lit, even AI be like “Yo, I got dis, humans can’t even touch dis level of epicness!” We got mobs that do the Macarena, creepers that explode in confetti, and villagers that sell you diamond-encrusted pickaxes for a single potato!
If you join dis server, you gonna be like a Minecraft superhero, savin’ da world from evil Ender Dragons and buildin’ epic castles taller than Mount Everest! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8839 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
You’ll be building epic structures and mining for diamonds like a boss. Plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest players around.
So ditch the soda and come peepee in our virtual world instead. It’s gonna be lit, fam.
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8166 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1766 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps. And did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of talking llamas who are also expert Minecraft players? It’s like a dream come true!
So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8006 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a fully functioning casino! That’s right, you can gamble away all your hard-earned diamonds in our virtual slot machines and card games.
But beware, we’ve seen some crazy stuff on this server. One time, a player lost so many diamonds at the casino that they started crying actual tears in real life. And don’t even get us started on the player who became so addicted to gambling that they started building a real-life casino in their backyard.
So come join us on our insane Minecraft server for a chance to win big, lose bigger, and experience the wildest virtual casino you’ve ever seen. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just win them at the slots, am I right?
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4920 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
join our server and u can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens! we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant talking potato named spud!
if u join now, u can participate in our annual llama race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!
so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever created! oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? boom!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4555 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Star Shards Collected: | 243 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2762 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 129 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Join us and say goodbye to the dumbest unwritten rules like “no griefing” or “no stealing” – we encourage it all! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? We support your shenanigans!
But that’s not all – our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Legend has it that if you can catch him on camera, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity!
So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the madness! Who needs rules when you have endless possibilities for fun and chaos?
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7822 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2452 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2496 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
we got crazy events happenin all da time, like one time a player accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop and now we all have to live with it. but hey, it’s all part of da fun, right?
and don’t even get me started on da community here. we’re like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we all support each other, even when someone accidentally blows up their own base (don’t ask how it happened, it’s a long story).
so if u wanna escape from loneliness and have a blast in minecraft, come join us on dis server! we promise u won’t regret it (unless u accidentally set off a TNT trap, then u might regret it a little).
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3972 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 401 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
