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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 8174 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!