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Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3895
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Emeralds Found:	490
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2101	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	210707

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Animals Bred:	185	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9989	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magic Items Found:	6092
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	279
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!